Originally posted by ges7184Oh crap, (If he gets into a HLA match, we'll never hear the end of it!)
Well, tonight on Insomniac With Dave Attell on Comedy Central, Lawler was the referee of a "nekkid Jello" match at a Memphis strip club. We'll probably be hearing about it on Monday.
"It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water." It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes, and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about treefiddy."
Let's think of one thing: If Hennig did indeed come back, would he really need to return to the Mr. Perfect character? I mean, that's been done, and with Perfect's win/loss record since his return to the WWE...he's hardly perfect.