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|  #21 Posted on 8.10.02 1125.06 |
Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
Capture The Midget? Capture the Midget! Oh my god, is this show a keeper!!
They could have even stolen the theme from the old Dick Dastardly cartoons when he was trying to Catch the Pigeon, Catch the Pigeon.
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said. | Mattitude
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| #22 Posted on 9.10.02 2140.25 |
Originally posted by ges7184
Oh crap, (If he gets into a HLA match, we'll never hear the end of it!)
Well, tonight on Insomniac With Dave Attell on Comedy Central, Lawler was the referee of a "nekkid Jello" match at a Memphis strip club. We'll probably be hearing about it on Monday.
"It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water." It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes, and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about treefiddy." | Swordsman Yen
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| #23 Posted on 9.10.02 2213.21 | Instant Rating: 10.00 | From the desk of Swordsman Yen
Originally posted by Ana Ng
You know, if we're going for realism, and it's truly "any stipulation might come to fruition" tonight, they're going to need a lot of stuff on hand, such as:
-A burial setup with accompanying shovel, dirt, and tombstone for a "buried alive" match.
-A kiddie pool, ready to be filling with pudding, gravy, mud, etc.
-A cage.
-A pole.
-A hell in a cell.
-A bunch of rottweilers in case the cage meets cell for a "kennel from hell" match.
-A casket.
-A fire around the ring setup in the event of an "inferno match".
-Every wrestler will need to bring the following gear: Bra, panties, bikini, evening gown, tuxedo, lingerie, and a pair of "street clothes".
-A kitchen sink.
-A leather strap. Also, possibly a chain or a rope.
Can you think of anything else they would need to have handy, which they might not normally have readily available for a live Raw?
- A stick of Blistex
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