Everybody laughed when I said my Anaheim Angels would oust the Yankees! Everybody said I was crazy! Everybody said I was on drugs! Everybody thought I was out of my mind! They all laughed at me!
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"That's right! You suckas better FIND somewhere to run! 'cause it's me - Booker T - not only am I the Scorpion King, but I'm the five-time WCW Champion - and I got a sword, too! Now can U dig THAT - SUCKAAAAAS"
I didn't realize it was considered a personality flaw to want to watch sports live, and only live. Taped sports matches have always seemed pointless to me. Part of the draw of sports is that you don't know the outcome prior to watching the event.