Maybe this will shed some light....from my EXCESS report:
Moving along, itís video of Austinís return and his subsequent mugging of Vince and Flair. Saturday Night at 11pm and they have to censor the word asshole. Weird. Vince and Austin still have the best chemistry of any two in the business. Iím going to miss that. Long story short, Austin goes to RAW. To celebrate Flair drops the knee on a beer can, but of course the can doesnít sell. (HA)..I mean (BWWWAHAHAAHAAA).
Perhaps it is that we are all somewhat coarse at heart or wish that we were? I for one truly miss the juxtaposition provided by reading Hyatte's recaps and then zipping over here and reading CRZ while trying to reconcile the fact that supposedly they watched the same show. LSD? Who needs it, get these two to resolve in your head and you'll be higher than RVD during the Return Of Woodstock Festival. Factor in the IQ level of the AAT against the style of a Mop-up and you get another level of brain fricasee...
Wow, Eric S. gets the Sean Penn award for having absolutely no sense of humor whatsover. Chill out man, it's just a humor column. I will admit Simmons appears to know more than he lets on about the current product, but it's still funny.