I really detest onion on my burgers, but like most people on this thread have little to no faith in a custom order being put through correctly - once I asked for no onion on a McD's Quarter Pounder and bizarrely got extra lettuce instead, which it doesn't actually come with in the first place!
However, I have found that asking for a burger "plain" with nothing on it seems to work - they'll actually get that order right 99% of the time. So I do that and then ask for a pot of ketchup/mustard/BBQ sauce/whatever condiment I'm in the mood for, and put that on myself.
Oh, but when I am in the States, I always add cheese to a Wendy's Spicy Chicken. Just because I can.
You can get adult chewables now (Centrum has one)there's even gummies (you just have to take enough for an adult dose which is generally safe if they don't have added iron, which being male, you shouldn't need anyway)