Hah! 3.7, that's nothing. We' must have had four or five 5.4 plus earthquakes since Easter Sunday.
All fun aside, yeah earthquakes aren't really fun. They just kinda come and you cross your fingers it's not going to be a huge one. Then you call everybody in the immediate area and ask "did you feel that?"
The reason Alan Keyes didn't place a call: He knew he could only call collect and the charges wouldn't be picked up. Maybe Alan can go guest star on Sharpton's new show. Now that would actually be good comedy.