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I'm pretty sure it's gonna be me, myself, and I on this one but......I don't think they're very good. Plus, she's still doing the 'thug face' in most of them.
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    Originally posted by InstantCharisma
    I'm pretty sure it's gonna be me, myself, and I on this one but......I don't think they're very good. Plus, she's still doing the 'thug face' in most of them.


I think they're good, but I agree that her face has looked better. She's got the "ridiculously big lips" thing going on, and it really doesn't work for her. Or anyone.



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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.72
Yeah no. You're not going to be alone on this. It's been established in other threads that the most attractive thing about Maria is her naivety and innocence that is her character. The simple move would've been to make her look like those pictures of Britney Spears in Rolling Stone back in the day. Instead we get poor man's Avril Lavigne.

(Even on the website, I think she plays second fiddle to that fling.com girl in the corner.)

p.s. I'm so happy to be in at ground floor for the shoo-in for March's topic of interest.
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.00
Eh. to me these pictures prove that women look so much better when there is a little mystery (ie clothing) involved. I would rather have had her not do the shoot and let my imagination run wild.



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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.88
I've seen better. And it's too bad, because this should have been destined for greatness.




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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.66
I seen better myself. Good girl gone bad image really does not fit her here in these photos. She kind of looks like Lindsey Lohan.



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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.83
She's cute - and that's what I love about her. The entire glamorous look just doesn't suit her.



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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.80
    Originally posted by JustinShapiro back in January
    Dudes I bet Maria totally has nipples at the end of her boobs


I hope you bought a lottery ticket today, because you totally called it.

My opinion: meh. She can be such a cutie, but the pics are the usual over-sexed crap.



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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.11
Aside from one picture, if I went in not knowing it was Maria in those pics, I would have never guessed correctly.
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I paused for a moment before I looked because I knew I'd probably be disappointed. And I was right. I don't get it -- this should have been the best Playboy shoot since Torrie Wilson's first. Instead, it's no better than Christy Hemme's.

Let's be clear: Maria is hot and these pictures are great. But geesh, folks, less is more. You've got a totally hot woman. All you have to do is make her naked and put her in front of the camera. How hard is that?
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.00
Eh, they're just so... generic. Someone teach that girl how to smile, instead of constantly using the "Ooooh, I'm pretending to be horny" face.

Next year, we'll probably get Kelly Kelly. But i'd be really happy with Victoria.



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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.48
Now that I've seen them... I really wish I hadn't.

Yeah, I was all excited when I first heard about her striping for Playboy, but now that I see the pictures... I mean, she pretty, she has a nice rack, but I think I just like seeing her clothed better.

I know, what the fuck's wrong with me? Am I gay or something? NO! She just doesn't need to be mekid and posing like all the rest of the 50 million nekid bimbos in the world.

I actually feel bad for looking at these!



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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.85
Turns out her stupid smile look is sexier than her actual sexy look.



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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.89
    Originally posted by PeterStork
      Originally posted by JustinShapiro back in January
      Dudes I bet Maria totally has nipples at the end of her boobs


    I hope you bought a lottery ticket today, because you totally called it.

I don't know. They look a little above the end. Odd.

(edited by SchippeWreck on 2.3.08 2235)

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I think they are good. They certain are better than the Candice/Christy/Ashley shoots. She has nice boobs, thats for sure.

I do think the biggest problem is the sets they use. They suck. Torrie's first playboy spread was good, because the set was lively and colorful. If the set is boring, the pictures will be boring too.

That being said, Maria is hot. Really hot. Too bad we'll never know if she's a natural redhead.
The Goon
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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.88
I don't understand what you all are saying.

These pictures are AWESOME!

Thanks for making my day by posting these.
J. Kyle
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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.00
Hamtaro misses you too!

Those pictures pay no mind to one of her best features: her stomach.

Then again, we see that every week so I guess it breaks even.



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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.88
Read it and weap, fella

I hate to be a hater, but these pics do nothing for me. Maria has never done anything for me, and I've never been a fan of Playboy-type layouts either. Sorry about that. [/haterade]



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KJames199
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Since: 10.12.01
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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.37
Why is anyone surprised that the pictures aren't great? Every year, they announce that a Diva will pose for Playboy, and every year, the Internet collectively craps itself thinking of all the boner-inducing pictures that are sure to follow, and every year, the pictures are a let-down.

But maybe next year will be different!

Yeah, no.



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