Without trying to take away from the seriousness of the topic, or even change the subject, I will say that if "Nasty" Nick ever did decide to go into wrestling, considering the personality he's shown in this situation, interviews in magazines and on Hogan Knows Best, I think he'd be almost as big a heel as his dad was in WCW.
Less than 3 days to WrestleMania! It's time for The Great Thomas SmackDown! Report! Mysterio/Spanky vs. Hardy V.1/Boyband Man: Yes, ma'am. Mysterio is still jerkin' curtains. High spots galore! Matt hits the NIAGRA DRIVER! Hardy wins via Twist of Fate.