I used to have the biggest celebrity crush on Lindsay Lohan before she turned blonde. With no disrespect to blondes, why anybody would choose to dye their hair blonde when they've got perfectly gorgeous natural red hair is beyond me.
Now I don't really have any celebrity crushes. Maybe Trish Stratus is the closest I have right now.
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Elizabeth Montgomery is the most beautiful woman (errrrr...make that celebrity woman in case my wife reads my mind) who has ever walked the Earth. That is all.
"Teach children that they have great potential because they are human." -Warrior
Then: - Madonna during the weird cone bra era. - Mia Sara - Cory Everson...back in the day one of my relatives had a poster of her in his workout room and she looked so intense and sexual, it was a powerful image. - Gabriela Sabatini
Now: - Shakira - Keira Knightley - Gabrielle Reece - Allyson Hannigan - Karin Bergquist (lead singer of Over The Rhine) - Kelly Clarkson - Jennie Finch
Gosh, I don't think I can do a long list like everyone else... for once.
I'll just go for the odd ones.
Caroline Rhea (There's something about her that makes me wanna cuddle.) Sonia Braga (She caused me to watch ALIAS when I didn't want ANYTHING to do with the series.) Barbara Steele (Go rent Bava's BLACK SUNDAY or Fellini's 8 1/2, stare into her eyes and just melt away!)
...and in a completely heterosexual way, Udo Kier. Go watch MARK OF THE DEVIL(1970) or Warhol's BLOOD FOR DRACULA(1974) and tell me he's NOT an attractive man, damnit!
All time favs are Linnea Quigley (RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD), Barbara Crampton (REANIMATOR, FROM BEYOND), Shannon Whirry (MIRROR IMAGES II), Tane McClure (ASSAULT OF THE PARTY NERDS II), Shannon Tweed (1st AND TEN), Sherri Shattuck (BODY CHEMISTRY III).
As you can tell, I spent my youth watch Cinemax: Friday After Dark. Thanks to Cinemax, I think I've seen just about every single Andrew Stevens film made between 1982 and 1997.
Originally posted by CerebusAll time favs are Linnea Quigley (RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD), Barbara Crampton (REANIMATOR, FROM BEYOND), Shannon Whirry (MIRROR IMAGES II), Tane McClure (ASSAULT OF THE PARTY NERDS II), Shannon Tweed (1st AND TEN), Sherri Shattuck (BODY CHEMISTRY III).
As you can tell, I spent my youth watch Cinemax: Friday After Dark. Thanks to Cinemax, I think I've seen just about every single Andrew Stevens film made between 1982 and 1997.
...I'm a perv. I'll admit it.
What, no love for Nikki Fritz or Kira Reed?
My name is Alpha Dog, and I'm also a Skinemax junkie. "Hi Alpha" "Hi"
Also, I have to admit to not watching Maria Sharapova-matches for the tennis, having a weird fascination with Annika Sorenstam, and thinking EXTREMELY inappropriate thoughts about Michelle Wie. (I don't care if she's 16, she's like 8' tall and NO ONE looks better golfing.)
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Behold the "Wise" Words of Renegade Raine, the Bishounen Hunter:
These days, it's getting harder and harder to find long haired pretty guys in the celeb world that aren't emo. It's pretty sad when I find more attractive guys in anime than in the real world. But then my perception of beauty in men is kind of like the Japanese, I like feminine features, but I still have to be able to tell that it's a man.
But anyways, here's my former crush list...
Trent Reznor (SCORCHING hot in the mid ninties, but now getting old and he cut his hair. Still admire the guy though.)
Chris Jericho (Probably my first love, but more and more he's looking like my dad...and that just isn't right.)
Sean O'Haire (But then he cut his hair and seemingly ate a couple of Twinkies)
Don the Vampire from Mad Mad House (Bad bad show, but I still kind of have a weakness for goth guys)
Johnny Nitro (But not now, since he screwed up his hair and got bulkier)
The closest celeb that's even gotten close to the crush status was the fire guy in that Sky High movie. I never saw the movie, but everytime the trailer would come on, I would remark to my family "I'd let that guy light my bed on fire ANYDAY". And get weird looks for the result of it.
I don't and haven't really crushed until recently. Miss Elizabeth was the closest for me back then, but nowadays Alexis Bledel, Mandy Moore, and of course Nora Greenwald have me crushing a bit.
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The episode of the X-Files that immediately followed the first movie and undid all the plot progress before the show's opening credits. That's when I gave up on the series.