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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.42
This is my third Valentine's Day with my girlfriend and it's the third time we've made each other swear we'd buy nothing for the other. It's a stupid, pointless holiday for a million reasons that nobody needs me to point out. I *always* make sure to go grocery shopping on Feb. 14 though cause I always laugh when I see all the saps at Publix buying shitty overpriced flowers in a late, last-ditch effort at being romantic.

Yay for sincerity and trust, boo to commercialization of romance, I guess.





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#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.01
This year, I find once again how much my girlfriend wants me to be a better man, but accepts the schlub she is stuck with.

I wrote her a poem and cooked her a romantic dinner, because I am far more creative than wealthy. Also, I went to the crapass suburban area we grew up in. Cause she's still there, the poor thing.

She raided a JC Penney clearance sale and got me ridiculous amounts of clothing. And just for funsies, a Clash T-Shirt and she made me four buttons for the army surplus jacket I've yet to purchase.

The pins depict
- Andy Kaufman
- Mike Nelson, Tom Servo & Crow T Robot
- George Oscar Bluth II
- What's her face

So she (still) wants me to dress better (even a Penney's clearance is a serious step up) and reminds me that she loves my dweeby taste. What a woman.



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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.34

So not only do I not have someone to spend it with, but I can't eat the half-price candy later either. Won-Der-Ful.



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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.42
    Originally posted by MoeGates


How in God's name did you get a table at Rao's?

(edited by MoeGates on 14.2.05 1807)


I went to a charity dinner last spring and it was one of the items up for bid during the live auction. I overpaid but it was worth it.

(edited by dunkndollaz on 15.2.05 0814)


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