Of course I'll be at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! I'll be in a red suit, look for me! I think you should consider taping Letterman! I'm bringing a copy of the Recall Calendar for Jay, maybe he'll show it on air, I'm November 2004. Well, I have to get ready, us "other candidates" are having a meeting with the Press across the street from the studios in Johnny Carson Park at Noon.
When I worked for Walmart catching shoplifters, something I heard time and time again from people was that they did it (steal) because they didn't have the money to afford what they wanted (noticed the word 'wanted', not needed...)