Of course I'll be at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! I'll be in a red suit, look for me! I think you should consider taping Letterman! I'm bringing a copy of the Recall Calendar for Jay, maybe he'll show it on air, I'm November 2004. Well, I have to get ready, us "other candidates" are having a meeting with the Press across the street from the studios in Johnny Carson Park at Noon.
If he is such a great teacher than why are they investigating him for plagiarism and academic fraud? Is that what passes for a great academic these days - controversial statements and shoddy and dishonest practices? I doubt that.