Of course I'll be at The Tonight Show with Jay Leno! I'll be in a red suit, look for me! I think you should consider taping Letterman! I'm bringing a copy of the Recall Calendar for Jay, maybe he'll show it on air, I'm November 2004. Well, I have to get ready, us "other candidates" are having a meeting with the Press across the street from the studios in Johnny Carson Park at Noon.
(Missed one? Check out http://wienerboard.com/cagcotd.php) In an effort to get closer to profiling all the candidates, I'm going to occasionally sprinkle in the candidates who don't have any sort of negligible web presence, just for kicks.