C.M. Punk vs. John Cena vs. Ryback, Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship: At this point, I see no reason for Punk to drop the title before the Rumble. He wins and retains.
Big Show vs. Sheamus, World Heavyweight Championship Match: I could really see Dolph Ziggler cashing in at some point here. I'm not really sure why they took the belt off Sheamus in the first place, so I'll say he wins it back here.
Team Foley vs. Team Ziggler, Survivor Series Elimination Match: Team Foley, with Kane and Miz surviving, just to further tweak Daniel Bryan.
Antonio Cesaro vs. R-Truth, United States Championship Match: Cesaro wins.
Eve Torres vs. Kaitlyn, Divas Championship Match: Kaitlyn really should win to get one-up on Eve, but I doubt she will. Eve wins and retains.
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C.M. Punk vs. John Cena vs. Ryback, Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship: This hasn't gotten nearly half the buildup it should have gotten, stemming from Vince booking it on a napkin in mid-show a few weeks ago. I can't see the Punk reign ending here. Onward to the Rumble! Punk retains.
Big Show vs. Sheamus, World Heavyweight Championship Match: I really don't understand the point of Dolph even having the briefcase anymore, since he's clearly programmed with John Cena for reasons known only to this company. No cash-in here, as Sheamus wins the title back and we get the rubber match at TLC.
Team Foley vs. Team Ziggler, Survivor Series Elimination Match: I don't even know who's in this match! Who's even on Team Ziggler? Team Foley wins, with Bryan, Kane, and Miz surviving, since they're the only people on that team I can think of.
Antonio Cesaro vs. R-Truth, United States Championship Match: Remember when Truth was main eventing this PPV a year ago? Cesaro retains.
Eve Torres vs. Kaitlyn, Divas Championship Match: Goddammit, I just...don't...care. Eve retains.
Ziggler's team wins, with Dolph and Del Rio as the sole survivors. We could see a replay of 2003 Shawn Michaels, with either Miz or Orton valiantly coming close to fighting off a 4-on-2 or 4-on-1 disadvantage before finally losing.
Sheamus wins the title
Punk retains, via Ziggler-ference
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." --- Bart Giamatti, on baseball
Cena was already out of the title picture for a bit, remember the Daniel Bryan vs CM Punk feud?
- Sheamus wins - Ziggler cash-in. It needs to happen sometime. Sets up a TLC triple threat! - Kaitlyn wins the diva's title. - Punk retains with a victory. - Cesaro retains with a victory. - Team Foley wins.
Do we need to guess who survives in order to get the point(s)?
(edited by El Nastio on 16.11.12 1513) "You can't put a price on integrity"
Rather than talk about how ridiculous this is, I'll just mention that Jeff Jarrett is so smart that he's had the same idea. To bring in Hogan, Hall, and Nash together as a group, I mean, though not as "the NWO" since Vince owns the name.