Heidi should be eaten by a gator along with most of the cast on this show. Don't get me wrong, I love Survivor and think this one will be the best but only because they are clueless.
First episode random thoughts:
Jenna was using the good water to boil her underwear and doorags IN THE POT THAT THEY WILL BE USING TO BOIL THE DRINKING WATER. That was a study in stupidity. Bet that water tastes good.
The women were pretty ignorant when they didn't bother to help Christy at all. Nobody made an attempt to help her the first night when they were all learning about each other.
It followed formula again. The tribe that sets out first and is more organized ends up losing the immunity challenges. I remember reading in an interview with Probst where he said that it baffles him and he can't explain why it happens.
Rob is annoying, Dan is worthless, Dave DOES look a lot like Christian, Heidi will be a camera favorite, Deena will never be Susan Hawk, Christy looks like she could go a long way, Believe in yourself, No - believe in the Magic 8-Ball, I have never heard my wife openly cheer so loudly during an IC and the only one sorrier than Ryan that the Men lost had to have been Janet - she already looks like yesterday's lunch.
I'm ready for Episode 2
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Not just your wife, dunk. Mine was yelling at the TV. In fact, we high-fived each other once they won. Yup, I officially was cheering for the women since the men were such jackasses. Made me embarrassed to think they were representing us men in this thing. Dan needs to go.
He's Rolie Polie Olie - and in his world of curves and curls, he's the swellest kid around.
I am really excited for this season, they have already set up a great underdog to cheer for (Christy) and some great heels on the men's side to root against (Dan...I just want to smack that look off his face, why he didn't get voted off is beyond me!)
It should be interesting to see how the group dynamic shifts over teh course of the season, ecspecially when the two tribes merge.
As jerk-headed as most of the men's side came off, there were a few guys who genuinely look like good people (as usual the older more mature ones...) So hopefully they can weed out the young lazy kids (I'm looking at you DAN!!!!!!)
It was a toss-up as to whether Dan or Ryan was going to go. After Dan fell off the balance beam for the FOURTH TIME, I was ready to vote for him. I guess Ryan was just a little more off-putting in his personality.
Damn, that "swimsuit model" on the women's team looked downright anorexic when they were doing her confessionals.
Mmmm... Ashley Judd. The perfect woman. 1) Absolutely gorgeous. 2) Loves UK basketball. 3) Was on Star Trek. What more can you ask for?
Originally posted by evilwaldoHeidi should be eaten by a gator along with most of the cast on this show. Don't get me wrong, I love Survivor and think this one will be the best but only because they are clueless.
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I think you're a little quick to classify all of them as clueless after only the first episode.
Speaking of TE alumni reality hos, Hawk from season two will or has allready been on ABC's am I hot? according to TV Guide.
Hal: So, Dewey, I'm thinking our little Lego community needs a school. Dewey: Don't need it. Everyone's born smart. Hal: Aww, that's beautiful, son. It's a utopia. Dewey: And anyone stupid will be ground up for food. Hal: Oh. A cannibal utopia. Interesting.
Actually, the person most likely to go in Episode 2 at this point is Janet. There is some of that there photographic evidence that puts all 14 other Survivors at a challenge and not her. Her ouster makes sense too, since she was bitching and complaining all through Ep.1.
Christy could stay around for awhile. Nobody regards her as a threat because she is deaf. Her best strategy would be to read lips to judge what others are saying and pick sides accordingly. If she were in my group I would make an alliance with her.
Best of all during Conan's piece, Triumph with the neck collar...that was hysterical! And the red carpet bit was also funny... As for Eminem...your clock is right now at about 13 minutes and a half...and time is ticking away my friend.