Minowaman beats Bob Sapp va Achilles lock. Sapp took him down, got his back, and somehow got swept despite weighing twice what Minowa did. Minowa calmly grabbed Sapp's leg and made him tap.
Hong Man Choi beats Jose Canseco via ref stoppage. Jose actually looked okay in the fight, and never even got knocked down; he fell after a leg kick got blocked. Choi got on top and finished it immediately.
Sokoudjou beats Jan Nortje via ref stoppage. Sokoudjou somehow was able to take Nortje down from the clinch, and got the G&P for the win. And then kept pounding. A near riot then ensued.
Gegard Mousasi beat Mark Hunt via armbar.
All fights were done in less than 3 minutes, I believe.
Bring on Round 2!
It is the policy of the documentary crew to remain true observers and not interfere with its subjects.
If you wanna reach the Co-op, boy, you gotta get by me.
Uh ... stay retired? No haterade. I'm just saying, in sports entertainment, you can quit every other month. But in *real* sports, if you make a big deal out of your retirement, it damn well better be one special event that brings you back.