Shaq: Gee Amare! I guess that wasn't our head coach, it was moon mice all along.
Amare: Hokey Smoke Shaq, you're right!
Shaq: Oh well, at least our trades came though and everything turned out happily ever after.
Amare: I don't know about that! Look out the window!
Narrator: AS OUR HEROES LOOK ON WE REALIZE THAT PLANET ORANGE HAS FALLEN OUT OF ORBIT AND IS PLUMMETING TOWARDS EARTH AT HUNDREDS OF MILES PER HOUR!! STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT EPISODE: "So Close and Yet Sar Var" OR "Off With Kerr Head"!!
I typed your number into my calculator
Where it spelled a dirty word when I turned it upside down
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NBA legend Moses Malone, a three-time MVP, thirteen-time NBA All-Star and member of the 1982-83 "Fo', Fi', Fo'" Philadelphia 76ers NBA championship team, died today at the age of 60. He was before my time, I'm sorry to say.