Shaq: Gee Amare! I guess that wasn't our head coach, it was moon mice all along.
Amare: Hokey Smoke Shaq, you're right!
Shaq: Oh well, at least our trades came though and everything turned out happily ever after.
Amare: I don't know about that! Look out the window!
Narrator: AS OUR HEROES LOOK ON WE REALIZE THAT PLANET ORANGE HAS FALLEN OUT OF ORBIT AND IS PLUMMETING TOWARDS EARTH AT HUNDREDS OF MILES PER HOUR!! STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT EPISODE: "So Close and Yet Sar Var" OR "Off With Kerr Head"!!
I typed your number into my calculator
Where it spelled a dirty word when I turned it upside down
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Sure, the Western Conference playoffs may have more literal starpower than the East playoffs. But that's primarily due to the fact that Iverson, Carter and McGrady are stuck on crappy teams, while LeBron couldn't quite lead the Cavs in this year.