I know that not everyone on this board lives near enough to Montreal to come to our show.
(But if you do, COME... and bring cans of FUD... and bring a friend... with more cans of FUD.)
If you can't come to our show, in the spirit of the season, I would urge you to make a donation at your local food bank in the name of your local wrestling promotion or urge your local wrestling promotion to do something similar. You'll feel good. Your local promotion will feel good. And you would be amazed at the amount of positive free publicity that you can get from your local DJ who just wants to be able to say "Hardcore Hannukah" on the air.
Sun Youth and the International Wrestling Syndicate are teaming up to fight hunger this Christmas. Before and during the next IWS show, Season's Beatings on December 18th, we will be collecting non-perishable food items at Unison Bar & Billiards, 3500 Cote Vertu.
Anyone who brings by at least two non-perishable food items will be entered in a draw for free IWS merchandise. Even if you don't plan to attend the show, drop by your donation at Unison Bar and Billiard anytime after 11 am and your name will be entered in the draw.
Help Sun Youth make this a jolly season for all...
And at the same time, enjoy a Hardcore Hannukah, some Christmas Carnage and the best Kwaanza Ass-Kicking that only the International Wrestling Syndicate can provide as Pierre Carl Ouellet, Franky the Mobster, the Flying Hurricanes, Chikara and the rest of the IWS crew present Season's Beatings.
Food Donations for Sun Youth can also be dropped off at their offices at 4251 St-Urbain. For more information about Sun Youth's Christmas Food Drive, please contact Johanne Satrelli at 514-842-6822 or by e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org
The International Wrestling Syndicate presents Season’s Beatings, December 18th at Unison Bar et Billiard, 3500 Boulevard Cote Vertu, Montreal, Québec. Doors open at 7:00 PM, IWS Bloodstream begins at 7:30 PM, show starts at 8:00 PM. Tickets are fifteen dollars. For information about the show e-mail email@example.com or visit the Internet Wresting Syndicate at their web-site: www.syndicatewrestling.com For information about IWS merchandise & DVDs, our wholesale prices or our customer referral program e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org or order from www.xrv.com/its or from Smart Mark Video: www.smartmarkvideo.com
(To reach Unison on foot, go to metro Cote Vertu and take either the 121 or 177 bus and get off on the corner of Cote Vertu and Beaulac. For those coming to Montreal from outside of town, take Autoroute 13, turn off on the 40 service road to Cote Vertu and take Cote Vertu to Beaulac.)
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