The lamest name for a thread ever? Sorry, I'm rusty. Anyway, the reason for that is simple. I'm having a small vacation this week and well, it's ironic too. Since I started my new job in January, the WWE has been putting out some pretty good TV (not up to my lofty standards, but...). I had to tape whatever I missed (only Raw, not smackdown). However, the week I'm off, watching Raw live for the first time in a while, and well...
IT WAS SO FLIPPIN' BORING! WIth all due respect to Trish (whose JR impersonation did crack me up) and La Resistance (good seeing them so happy), it was a very boring show. And keeping up with the storylines, I have to say that holiday or not, no excuse to not have no momentum towards them this close to the next PPV. Especially Kane-Lita-Benoit. I know how the Lita thing will end. They knock up and Lita will like it. Red or dead, you know.
Smackdown, do I have to say it? I wouldn't even want to wipe my dog poop covered feet on that SOB. The fact that somehow they made Kurt Angle ACTUALLY BORING really sums it up, I think. I've kept up with JBL through spoilers and recaps, and while I think the character's pretty cool, the way it came out of nowhere towards the WWE title, with the heart attacks and all, NOT. Rene Dupree is a handsome guy, yet he goes the Vanilla Ice route with the hair. Turn off. At least the Torrie winning streak is finally over (this week's spoilers). But it will always begin again.
So, judging from what I've seen and read, not to mention TNA last night where Jeff Jarrett is champ AGAIN FOR THE NTH TIME, I'm thinking that the majors won't offer me diddly this summer. Fortunately, I have a job and money and will buy good wrestling in the meantime. If anyone agrees to disagree with me, then go for it.
After a quarter of a century on this planet, there's three things I know for sure... 1)Ain't nothing like a Dirty Pair marathon on New Year's Eve. 2)I'd make a fine Mrs. HHH II. 3) I'd make an acceptable Mrs. Orton. 1400 reasons to luv me!
Here's how it will go, pissing off me and the entire iwc. Angle def. Roode when Storm heels and joins Immortal Hogan def. Sting in like 3 mins with Hardy re-joining Immortal Anderson def. Ray pissing off everyone in Philadelphia Rob Van Dam def.