This could be the stupidest news item in the history of internet wrestling reporting.
From the Torch Newsletter by way of 411:
However, the pair rejected the idea for now, noting how Michaels would not fit in with them on or off camera at this point. They argued that Michaels would have to first come in as a babyface. In addition, they don’t believe Michaels’ current look, with the cowboy hat and southern feel, would be a good mesh with the NWO.
The NWO doesn't want Shawn Michaels because of his cowboy hat and "southern feel"??? What, is his hat surgically attached to his head? Like Michaels couldn't play a "character"? Does the Torch, or 411 for that matter, even think about what they're posting? Stupid stupid stupid.
"Hitler had pieces of flair that he made the Jews wear."
Yeah, I think he was a perfectly good fit for D-Generation X. And his DX character didn't have any southern feel whatsoever in my view.
“You see, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.”
I think that the Torch DID know what they were posting, since it was their source telling them what the other members of the nWo are thinking when confronted with the prospect of HBK joining. I would question the nWo, not the Torch or 411.
"Oh would you stop being all stealthy and just get in the truck"- Tom Servo
How has no one mentioned the unintentionally hilarious highlight of the show... Lashley accidentally grabbing Kenny's genitalia to support him during the suplex, taking way too long to realize his mistake, and then moving his hand to where it belonged.