I was just sitting here before RAW, and I thought to myself, what announcer that announces a "real" sport would be funniest doing wrestling? I thought hard for awhile, then decided that nothing would be better than having Bill Walton (who btw I HATEHATEHATE on baskeball telecasts) do a wrestling match. Can't you see HHH stuggling against an opponent and then hear Walton say "Use the knee big man, Use the knee!"
You all might think it's stupid but I chuckled at the mental picture.
"You think they gonna support their family working at muthafucking Burger King? Hellll NO!" ---Don Cheadle aka THE MAN
Why not just pair Marv Albert with Lawler. Lawler: Bra and panties, bra and panties, Marv: YES, and it counts. Jerry: Whip it out, whip it out, Marv: Why yes Jerry, thats what Miss Kitty used to say to me as well. On their off hours, they could go visit local high schools.
Thank you Mr. Wanz for the check, now you get an AWA World Title Reign. But be careful, my boy Greg is a heat machine.
the replacement for D'lo Brown on heat: Stuart Scott, him and Coach could play off eachother like Coach did with D'lo.
Scott Hudson: Drew Spears picks up Kidman, doesn't he know that NOBODY POWERBOMBS KIDMAN!! Mark Madden: But wait Scott, Kidman is trying to fight himself off of Drew's shoulders, but it did not affect him! DREW SPEARS POWERBOMBED KIDMAN! Scott Hudson: What an amazing night this has been for World Championship Wrestling! Good Night! Mark Madden: See you Thursday!
Holden: So what do you want to do tonight Banky: Order pizza, watch Degrassi Jr. High Holden: Wow, you have a thing for Canadian Melodrama Banky: No, I have a thing for little girls who say aboot ~Chasing Amy
Aside from him as the wrestler...he's a funny guy. At the house show I went to in Abilene he was hilarious. I think he'd be a lot better used as a comedy type guy than the serious badass that he is...I would have liked to hear the interview..