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#1 Posted on
From WWE.com:

on his match with Shawn Michaels:

We went out there with the mindset of, ‘Let’s shoot our wad, because we might not get another one. And if this is our only opportunity to live the dream with each other, we better make the most of it.’

Hehehehehehehehe........



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#2 Posted on
Please, I beg you not to go there!



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#3 Posted on
Why not go there? It's funny as hell. This is one of the reasons I truly love wrestling. ;-) And one of the only reasons I can stand HHH at the moment, though he's improved markedly since the heel turn. I'm not sure if he does it on purpose or not, but man, it's impossible to miss.

(Disturbed by the mere thought? Deal with it.)

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.09

    Originally posted by Axl Stradlin
    From WWE.com:

    on his match with Shawn Michaels:

    We went out there with the mindset of, ‘Let’s shoot our wad, because we might not get another one. And if this is our only opportunity to live the dream with each other, we better make the most of it.’

    Hehehehehehehehe........



Anybody else read this and hear the song "Love of a Lifetime" in the background...
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#5 Posted on

    Originally posted by Madame Manga
    Why not go there? It's funny as hell. This is one of the reasons I truly love wrestling. ;-) And one of the only reasons I can stand HHH at the moment, though he's improved markedly since the heel turn. I'm not sure if he does it on purpose or not, but man, it's impossible to miss.

    (Disturbed by the mere thought? Deal with it.)

    MM



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#6 Posted on

    Originally posted by Grimis

      Originally posted by Axl Stradlin
      From WWE.com:

      on his match with Shawn Michaels:

      We went out there with the mindset of, ‘Let’s shoot our wad, because we might not get another one. And if this is our only opportunity to live the dream with each other, we better make the most of it.’

      Hehehehehehehehe........



    Anybody else read this and hear the song "Love of a Lifetime" in the background...



Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax"....





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#7 Posted on
Originally posted by WyldeWolf1:

You, my dear, take me and my posts waaaaay too seriously!
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I was taking you seriously? ;-) On a subject like this? Believe me, this is purely for my own amusement.

MM
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#8 Posted on
    Originally posted by Axl Stradlin
    From WWE.com:

    on his match with Shawn Michaels:

    We went out there with the mindset of, ‘Let’s shoot our wad, because we might not get another one. And if this is our only opportunity to live the dream with each other, we better make the most of it.’

    Hehehehehehehehe........



[obvious joke alert]

I guess HHH is bilingual afterall...

(edited by chuckc14 on 27.8.02 1537)


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#9 Posted on
... and in the charged 30 seconds it took for HHH to remove Shawn's belt from his pants, I kept thinking: "Wow! They really ARE best friends!"

now this quote .... yuck. I need a shower --
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#10 Posted on
He is bi in many other things, too.



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#11 Posted on
HHH: The Cerebral Ass-Assassin
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#12 Posted on
YOU PEOPLE ARE GROSSING ME OUT!!!



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#13 Posted on
I'll make love to you
If you want me to
And I'll hold you tight
Baby, all through the night...



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#14 Posted on
Thank God I can't picture that image, or I would go on hunger strike. Funny quote though.

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#15 Posted on
I just put that as my hotmail signature. That's WAY too funny.



By the way, Storm's gimmick includes 1.) telling the audience to shut up, and 2.) occasionally making everyone stand for the Canadian national anthem. You know they don't know what to do with a wrestler when he's making fans stand for a national anthem. It's like waving a white flag and saying, "This guy has no personality -- we give up."

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#16 Posted on
Oh Lord. Look what Scott Keith has started. Answer me this, people. Did ANYBODY think of HHH and HBK as the REAL Ambiguously Gay Duo BEFORE Keith started bringing it up in his rants?

Now it's becoming a huge online running gag.



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#17 Posted on
I don't read Scott Keith. ;-) This idea definitely wasn't original with him. I could give you URLs that prove it...but on second thought, I won't. ;-)

MM
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#18 Posted on
Did you see DX back when it was just Shawn, Hunter, and Chyna? They were ambiguously gay back before ambiguously gay was cool...



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#19 Posted on
My friend had theories that all Shawn Michaels' affiliations over the years were...err...other worldly.

Marty Jannetty: Shawn and Marty are gay buddies from 1987-1992, at which point Shawn discovers that Marty has been unfaithful (possibly with a woman) and flips out on him, sending him through the window pane on the Barber Shop.

Shawn then tries women in 1992 with Sensational Sherri. But he doesn't like it and uses her as a human shield to dissolve their union. He then goes back to men.

Diesel: Shawn sees Diesel and decides that for every foot tall he is, he must have one inch in his leather sequinned tasselled pants. And turned out he was right. Shawn and Diesel enjoy quite the gaylationship, exemplified by when Diesel won the WWF Intercontinental strap from Razor Ramon. Diesel brings the belt out to show Shawn he won, and Shawn leaps into the air, embracing Diesel and wrapping his legs around Diesel's lower torso as they hold each other. Possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen.

Diesel turns out to be too high-maitenance for Shawn (a night of love immediately followed by knee surgery and rehab? Um, no thank you.) So he dumps Diesel at Survivor Series 1994. He moves on.

Sid becomes Shawn's lover in early 1995 and bodyguards for him. Sid finds Shawn to be emotionally vacant, because it turns out Sid's just a big teddy bear waiting to be squeezed. Shawn didn't really care about Sid, and being emotional, Sid flipped and powerbombed Shawn nine times on Raw the day after WM 11.

Shawn is emotionally and physically drained, and takes some time off. When he comes back, he has newfound popularity. He and Diesel resume their relationship, but this time, it is strictly platonic. Shawn embarks on a vow of celibacy. He wanted to focus on his career as he was geared to move up to the main event level finally.

Shawn is drawn out of his vow and into an intergenerational romance with his trainer and mentor, Jose Lothario. Jose didn't last long, but he knew what he was doing. Shawn kept this relationship under wraps, since he knew it was kinda gross. When he drunkenly told Shawn Waltman, his good friend about it, Waltman developed a painkiller addiction just trying to forget about it. When Waltman told the born-again Ted Dibiase, the former million dollar man become disgusted and left for WCW. Shawn would win the title that year. Which led to Survivor Series 1996, where Shawn's former love, Sid, meeting him for the belt. Sid became insanely jealous while noticing the sexual tension between Michaels and Lothario, and could not control his anger, which drives him to strike Lothario with a tv camera. Sid wins the title.

Shawn is upset and ends his relationship with Jose. He wrestles infrequently for the next few months, deciding instead to fake an injury rather than job to Bret Hart. When Shawn returns in mid 1997, he is paired with Steve Austin. Shawn and Austin briefly have a fling, but their egos make it impossible to agree on who should "pitch" and who should "receive". And so, they break up immediately. Also in 1997, a fight breaks out in the bathroom involving Shawn. While he would later tell people he was attacked by Bret, the truth is Bret was approached by Shawn in the shower, who though they could bury the hatchet by him burying the hatchet. Shawn thought he'd get the ball rolling be sneaking up behind a showering Bret and giving the Excellence of Execution a reach-around. Bret turned out not to be gay, which was odd, since Shawn had never been turned down by a man before, and a fight broke out. Needless to say, the clump of Shawn's hair that was left on the floor when the fight was over was not from Shawn's head.

In late 1997, Shawn hooked up with Triple H. Helmsley had never been apposed to homosexuality and had been dabbling in it with Curtis Hughes and his supposedly female bodyguard. Shawn and Hunter were a perfect mix. Shawn even looked at Triple H's off-screen groin once and cried "good god you could put an eye out with that thing" live on RAW, allowing their relationship to come to the airwaves. They did it again by playing strip poker on RAW without a woman being involved in the game. They also wore g-strings and mooned a crowd together and randomly told people in the crowd to 'suck it', despite knowing the crowd mostly consisted of men. Their relationship never broke up, but was severed when Shawn had a back injury in 1998.

Eventually Shawn wed an actual female and had a child. Triple H then dedcided to pretend to be heterosexual as a means of getting to Stephanie McMahon, who was in a position to help his career. The rest, as they say, is history.

Please excuse the typos and the post itself. It was a hell of lot funnier when I started it.

















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#20 Posted on
Another nice image to put into peoples heads - Bret Hart always claimed that there was more evidence of a homosexual relationship between Vince and Shawn than him and Sunny.

So Vince -> Shawn -> HHH -> Steph. And didn't Vince check out his daughters cleavage before the renewal ceremoney? This is too weird.



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