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Flashman
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Since: 3.9.02
From: Canada

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#1 Posted on
Stop Watching Now!

You heard me, turn off your tv. No more wrestling ever. Click.... it's gone. What? The WWE's coming to your hometown, BOYCOTT it! Tune out, and tune in to the things that are important in your life. No more Mizzark Henry, no more poocHHHie, or 'taker. Yes that's it, OFF.

Feel better?

No more Benoit, take a deep breath. Mysterio? Cruiserweights schmoozerweights. Have some free time at home? Watch a movie then, geez.

You DO feel better don't you?

Don't you?

You don't have to complain anymore, no more whining, no more anger or sadness. You've found your smile. Sure you liked wrestling, Hell, at times you loved it, but it was deterioating, had to be cut loose. You still have the memories, you left before it collapased drooling into the gutter, before the time of desperation.

See..... You don't need wrestling.


But more than ever IT needs YOU.

Sad.



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Since: 15.2.02
From: Dallas

Since last post: 3616 days
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#2 Posted on

    Originally posted by Flashman
    Stop Watching Now!

    You heard me, turn off your tv. No more wrestling ever. Click.... it's gone. What? The WWE's coming to your hometown, BOYCOTT it! Tune out, and tune in to the things that are important in your life. No more Mizzark Henry, no more poocHHHie, or 'taker. Yes that's it, OFF.

    Feel better?

    No more Benoit, take a deep breath. Mysterio? Cruiserweights schmoozerweights. Have some free time at home? Watch a movie then, geez.

    You DO feel better don't you?

    Don't you?

    You don't have to complain anymore, no more whining, no more anger or sadness. You've found your smile. Sure you liked wrestling, Hell, at times you loved it, but it was deterioating, had to be cut loose. You still have the memories, you left before it collapased drooling into the gutter, before the time of desperation.

    See..... You don't need wrestling.


    But more than ever IT needs YOU.

    Sad.




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Since: 9.9.02
From: USA

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#3 Posted on

    Originally posted by ThreepMe
    [X] You committed crimes against pork bi-products


To us vegans, that's not quite a bad thing.

Paul
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Since: 13.7.02
From: Austin

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#4 Posted on
If I may point it out, it's 'spayed or neutered', not 'sprayed or neutered.'

That could cause a TON of confusion.
rabidzebra
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Since: 23.6.02
From: Charleston SC

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#5 Posted on
Oh my Gawd that is hilarious



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Flashman
Chaurice








Since: 3.9.02
From: Canada

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#6 Posted on
"You have been selected to recieved this.."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It was late and I decided to write a weird read between the lines post.

Not very good attempt, but man, I didn't expect all the 14 year old closet boys to smother me with hate.

ah well, live & learn



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humanmeal
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Since: 17.3.02
From: East Bay Area, California

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#7 Posted on
Nah, don't worry about it, Flash. You ran into two things that shouldn't happen again and so you shouldn't stop posting here:

1) Dude had a killer joke/format he couldn't wait to use, and so he used it at the first opportunity; and

2) Wieners just finished up a couple loooong threads on whether/why to keep watching about two weeks ago, and so some of the smell of burning pork was leftover from the slow cooking of that period.



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ThreepMe
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Since: 15.2.02
From: Dallas

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#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by humanmeal
    1) Dude had a killer joke/format he couldn't wait to use, and so he used it at the first opportunity


I've actually had that for a while now...Ask AngryJohnny.

I just use when I feel it's appropriate.



I would like to congatulate Al Snow on his contact with La-Z-Boy. Because we all know Al doesn't sell chairs. - Mick Foley




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ManiacalClown
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Houston, TX

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.65

    Originally posted by ThreepMe

      Originally posted by humanmeal
      1) Dude had a killer joke/format he couldn't wait to use, and so he used it at the first opportunity


    I've actually had that for a while now...Ask AngryJohnny.

    I just use when I feel it's appropriate.



And it's appropriate when, exactly?



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Flashman
Chaurice








Since: 3.9.02
From: Canada

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#10 Posted on
yeah but it WASN'T appropriate.

Don't mock what you do not understand.

I agree that it wasn't a brilliantly thought up piece, but it did not deserve the vicious bashing that you so quickly judged it to.

Threepme you remind me a little of the scrawny kid in elementary school who always wanted to pick a fight with someone who he felt he could beat.

I am not this someone.




Thanks for trying to explain, Humanmeal, I won't stop posting, in fact I may be on this site more frequently soon.





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Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
yeah, i'm sure the WWE will miss a non-neilsen family tuning out their show....

"NOT!"





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Since: 22.1.02
From: Texas

Since last post: 1343 days
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#12 Posted on
DNFTT



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ThreepMe
Morcilla








Since: 15.2.02
From: Dallas

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#13 Posted on

    Originally posted by Flashman
    yeah but it WASN'T appropriate.

    Don't mock what you do not understand.

    I agree that it wasn't a brilliantly thought up piece, but it did not deserve the vicious bashing that you so quickly judged it to.

    Threepme you remind me a little of the scrawny kid in elementary school who always wanted to pick a fight with someone who he felt he could beat.

    I am not this someone.




    Thanks for trying to explain, Humanmeal, I won't stop posting, in fact I may be on this site more frequently soon.




What makes you think I don't understand your post? The ideas expressed in your post are not that original around here (and not that complicated). There are many people who bitch, whine and moan about people who...well, bitch, whine and moan.

And considering you're the 100,000 person here to write about said topic, I felt it appropriate to whip out the official forum flame.

I remind you of a kid in elementary school? Based on what? This one retort? Do me a favor, show me how you can constitute a pattern of this behavior and you might come off as someone who knows what he/she is talking about. Otherwise this is a prime example of pot calling kettle black. (Cruiserweights schmoozerweights? And I'm in elementary school?)

Otherwise you come off as someone who is pulling things out of his/her ass to save a little face.

Oh, BTW, that was not vicious bashing. Vicious would have been taking the time to go over each and every point and dismantle your discussion. The fact that it was a canned response indicates that I care just enough to copy, paste and fill in a few X's.

Vicious indicates giving a damn.


And Clown...When I feel like it...that's when.



I would like to congatulate Al Snow on his contact with La-Z-Boy. Because we all know Al doesn't sell chairs. - Mick Foley




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Sujuk








Since: 23.5.02
From: Oklahoma

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#14 Posted on

    Originally posted by asteroidboy
    DNFTT


Good advice for Threep (even though I agree with him.)



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BoromirMark
Potato korv








Since: 8.5.02
From: Milan-Ann Arbor, MI

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#15 Posted on
Isn't it rather odd that the people who post these "Stop Watching" threads claim they are doing it civily, yet the thread always ends up in a mini flame war? Hm.
CRZ
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Since: 9.12.01
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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by ThreepMe
    And Clown...When I feel like it...that's when.
ThreepMe,

This isn't Usenet and I don't want to see that form letter again.

How's that for clear?



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Banger








Since: 6.1.02
From: Outer reaches of your mind

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#17 Posted on

    Originally posted by rikidozan
    yeah, i'm sure the WWE will miss a non-neilsen family tuning out their show....

    "NOT!"





How can you say WWE shouldn't worry about non-neilsen viewers! I non-neilsen viewer stops watching the free show I doubt the viewer will put up $40 to see it on PPV, or go out of the blue to a house show or Tv taping and buy merch if that non-neilsen isn't watching the program. Or give good word of mouth to someone who's not a fan and turn someone else on to the show and that non-fan might be a precious neilsen family member.





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