I will fully admit to being old and crabby about this... but is there a setting or an add-on for any browser that will keep those little embedded song players from automatically starting when I load a page?
Damn kids need to stay off my lawn... and their mothers too.
Assuming that most of them are Flash-based, try the Flashblock extension. Like most blockers, it takes a little while to build up the whitelist of sites where you don't want it to block stuff, but it's worth it in the end.
Also, it shows you just how many sites have some Flash going on in the background that you never knew was there.
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Unfortunately the simplest way to embed music is built into HTML, the embed tag. I'm not sure if Flashblock or NoScript will block them.
In AdBlock, you can set up a filter for *.mid and it will prevent any midi files from loading. You could do the same thing for *.mp3, but that's going to basically entirely disable mp3s in Firefox, which may or may not be appropriate for your situation. Don't know if FlashBlock has similar filters because I've never used it.
Call up the FedEx/Kinko's store in your area and find out if they will download it and burn it on a CD for you for a fee. It's probably worth the $10 you'll have to pay. Then call up your cable company and get a cable modem installation scheduled.