If only they could've taken time-lapse photos of the contents of my refrigerator during my senior year....
(edited by Leroy on 14.7.06 1107) "Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do." David Brent, The Office
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions." Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." Unknown, Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
Hmph. Over here in Miami, we used to have an urban legend that Surge would reduce your sperm count. It's from all them carbohydrates and shit... If that was true, by now I'd be more impotent than a... very impotent thing, by George!