Over 1650 posts and still never a Wiener of the Day! But I'm not bitter!
Q: If you could have one superpower -- the strength of 100 men, invisibility, or the ability to fly -- which would you choose and why?
Michael Vick: Oh man, invisibility. If I was in a bad situation or something or I said something or you know, caught with two girls I could just disappear. I could be gone just like that -- no trouble.
"I don't understand the creative process. Actually, I make a concerted effort not to understand it. I don't know what it is or how it works but I am terrified that one green morning it will decide not to work anymore, so I have always given it as wide a bypass as possible."-- William Goldman
Man walks into a psychiatrist's office. The shrink says "I want to show you some ink blots, and tell me what you think about when you see them."
First picture - "What does this make you think of?" "Sex"
Second Picture - "What does this make you think of?" "Sex"
This continues on for a good dozen times. Finally the shrink looks at the man and says "well it is obvious to me you are obsessed with sex." The man looks at the shrink and says "Hey, you were the one showing me all the dirty pictures."
Welcome back everyone to Week 8 (and the second edition) of the Box Office Dominance rankings, hosted by me because I'm bored and Canadian and this is all I have to do except ice fishing. Any-hoo, let's see how things line up THIS week.