Over 1650 posts and still never a Wiener of the Day! But I'm not bitter!
Q: If you could have one superpower -- the strength of 100 men, invisibility, or the ability to fly -- which would you choose and why?
Michael Vick: Oh man, invisibility. If I was in a bad situation or something or I said something or you know, caught with two girls I could just disappear. I could be gone just like that -- no trouble.
"I don't understand the creative process. Actually, I make a concerted effort not to understand it. I don't know what it is or how it works but I am terrified that one green morning it will decide not to work anymore, so I have always given it as wide a bypass as possible."-- William Goldman
Man walks into a psychiatrist's office. The shrink says "I want to show you some ink blots, and tell me what you think about when you see them."
First picture - "What does this make you think of?" "Sex"
Second Picture - "What does this make you think of?" "Sex"
This continues on for a good dozen times. Finally the shrink looks at the man and says "well it is obvious to me you are obsessed with sex." The man looks at the shrink and says "Hey, you were the one showing me all the dirty pictures."
Hey there; I have a question, and I'm having a hard time finding the answer to it. Today, I went to Subway for dinner, and found that the roast beef on my sub had some greenish/cyan coloured spots on it.