"Smeg off, Rimmer." Dave Lister from Red Dwarf "The Nazis had pieces of flare that they made the Jews wear." Peter Gibbons from Office Space "What's the name of the cat?" "Annoying Customer." Randel Graves from Clerks showing off his people skills
No Donnelly, as he's Tommy Johnin' it (sports.espn.go.com). Apparently, Theo et al knew he needed the surgery and just held off on saying anything until after the deadline. But still, Delcarmen, Okajima, Gagné, Papelbon?