So I'm flipping channels when I get to WLBN (or something like that) the religius channel. Lo and behold, there is Sting fighting 7 Men in black T-shirts, each with one of the seven deadly sins written across his chest. Who's cheerleading the attack? Ted FRIGGIN DiBiase, the Millionaire Dollar Man. Sting dispatches of them, not of his own power, but as he said "the one true God"'s. First Vince hugs Eric. Now this. Take a look at the world around us. Shit ain't right.
I've not seen it, but I've heard people talk about it. One of the conveniences is that he can use his fame for positive results, as there's a lot of crap in a lot of wrestlers, (See the Marty Jannetty stories).
One of the things I've always found amusing. Steve Borden owns a trademark on the name Sting. Gordon Sumner does not. =)
If you want to do major box office, you need to promote a match betwen Sting (former WCW wrestler) & Sting (former Police frontman) vs Bryan Adams (formerly Crush) and Brian Adams (crappy Canuck arena rocker).
have cena ride this winning streak, but then get the crap knocked out of him. do like the Christian Job streak, but instead of the tantrums, have him go slightly mad...
he always almost wins the match, but at the last moment, blows it...
after he goes crazy, he starts saying "He's Coming! He's Coming!"
have him dissappear for 2 weeks
Have him return as Sting, like in a run-in in a big PPV match
"You can't fire a gun in a confined space! What are you tring to do, make us deaf?!" "Just get out of the chopper." "What?" "Get out of the chopper!" "The crops!?" - Jack Lemmon and James Garner, "My Fellow Americans", and the reason I say "The crops?" instead of "Huh?"
Wait a minute here...Sting is a hypocrite! How can you beat "wrath" by kicking his ass? Wouldn't that be a double-standard? WOAH...they could get Bryan Clarke (the "real" Wrath) to play the role of "wrath." Did he and Sting ever fight? They could use the old footage.
EDIT: I guess we need John Matusak to play Sloth, huh? Oh wait...he's dead. I hate this world sometimes.
ANOTHER EDIT: How can Ted Dibiase fight "greed?"
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(edited by Parts Unknown on 30.7.02 1201) "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?" - The chilling words of the Shockmaster!
"Here comes Charles Benoit, and he's really mad.....Charles Benoit is here, and he's FUCKING CRAZY"- T.R. on the barbecued cat thread (it's too terrible to link)
THE AWESOME UNDERTAKER drives out - damn, how did those STEEL steps rise up onto their ends and out of the way of - hey wait, I see DUDES there! They must be soulless minions of Big Evil's Red Devil Underwood Deviled Ham Team Evil. What? - CRZ, back to his old antics
Originally posted by The Great ThomasI'd love to see a recap from CRZ on this kind of stuff!
On second thought, I'm not going to comment on that . . .
I wish I had seen this - is there any way to know when this is going to be aired? I must just want to tape it.
"And in front of the entire world, I want to show my little boy that sometimes - just sometimes, you have to FIGHT to be a man." - Michael S. Hickenbottom, the man who does not take part in angles that conflict with his religion, swearing violent revenge on HHH in full view of his two-year-old son. 11:06 PM, EST. 08/05/02.
It just crossed my mind that it happens every now and then that wrestlers have problems starting cars, motorcycles etc on tv. Just from memory I can think of Big Bossman not being able to start a golf car (or whatever you call those)