Originally posted by Page Six by Richard JohnsonKARATE CHOPS
STEVEN Seagal can play the guitar nearly as well as he delivers a devastating kick to the groin. The pony-tailed action star brags that no actor alive can match his skills on a six-string. "Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner - they're not even in my universe," Seagal crows to Guitar World Acoustic magazine. "You can't find another actor who can play guitar as good as me. It's the truth." Seagal is promoting his new blues album, "Mojo Priest," which includes such standards as "Dust My Broom" and "Hoochie Koochie Man" as well as the self-penned tune, "Talk To My Ass."
"Talk To My Ass" - I can't wait to download that one onto my iPod.....
(thumps MC and Spiff until they at least take it somewhere else) And am I going to have to kneecap MC in order to defend Hot Hot Heat's honor? (Don't wanna abbreviate their name, for obvious reasons... )