The Great Thomas
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|  #1 Posted on 28.2.04 0600.24 | Instant Rating: 5.52 | So, I'm just sitting around, minding my own business, when suddenly, the frightful realization hits me:
Jackie Gayda and Stacy Kiebler are going to WrestleMania.
JACKIE FREAKIN' GAYDA AND STACY FREAKIN' KIEBLER ARE GOING TO HAVE A MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA.
And that's when I cried.
Jackie and Stacy, the two bleached-blonde, non-wrestling heat suckers will be going to WrestleMania against two other bleached-blonde, non-wrestling heat suckers in a match that serves as nothing more than useless eye candy.
Meanwhile, Victoria will probably defend her newly won title on Heat.
And for that reason, I cried.
Because when it is all said and done, and the Evening Gown match is over (The Playboy Duo will undoubtedly win), Miss Jackie will go back to Rico and continue flashing jobbers, Stacy will probably return to her abusive boyfriend Test, Sable and Torrie will feud against each other, or Dawn Marie, or Nidia, and Victoria will likely job her title to Lita.
Jackie and Stacy are going to have a match at WrestleMania, folks. And for that, I cry.
Tell me again why it's called WrestleMania?
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| #2 Posted on 28.2.04 0632.42 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | What makes ME shudder is that Jackie "Blown Spot" Gayda is probably the best "wrestler" in that match. (and boy, do I use the term wrestler LOOSELY!!!). And we've already seen these 4 bimbos in various stages of undress, either in Playboy or in bra/panties matches. Now Victoria and Molly.....THAT'S a novelty evening gown match I wanna see...WOO HOO. (I know, I know....they are actual WRESTLERS and not just eye candy, but damn, a man can dream).
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|  #3 Posted on 28.2.04 0635.23 | Instant Rating: 5.24 | Dude, you have:
Eddie Guerrero Vs. Kurt Angle-The workrate of the year
HHH Vs. Shawn Michaels Vs. Chris Benoit-worth it on the curiosity factor alone
The Return Of The Dead Man-Come on, it's The Undertaker!
A MASSIVE Cruiserweight clusterfuck-the best kind
Brock Vs. Goldberg-an off-the-charts slobberknocker
John Cena Vs. The Big Show-Cena FINALLY getting a big, well-booked win
Mick Foley Wrestling Again! With The Rock By His Side!
And maybe....just maybe...a surpise that'll surely be a Hit, man.
This is looking to be the best pay-per-view since X-7, and you're upset over a bit of T&A for the fanboys? You should be crying with JOY.
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| #4 Posted on 28.2.04 0735.56 | Instant Rating: 6.00 | | Think of it this way, without that match you would have to refrain from peeing for five hours. Vince knows that his fans want to drink a few beers with their WrestleMania, and he has been kind enough to provide us with a potty break. | OMEGA
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| #5 Posted on 28.2.04 0745.32 | Instant Rating: 5.57 | I too am quite saddened that four non-workers get to be on the card, yet WWE can't find anything for Booker T, RVD, Matt Hardy, Lance Storm, Dudley Boyz, Val Venis (I like him), Steven Richards, etc, etc, etc.
Oh well. I'll just look on the positive. Like Toast Jr said; At least I'll now have a chance to take a piss in that five-hour period.
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| #6 Posted on 28.2.04 0745.51 | Instant Rating: 5.56 | Originally posted by TwisterF5
What makes ME shudder is that Jackie "Blown Spot" Gayda is probably the best "wrestler" in that match. (and boy, do I use the term wrestler LOOSELY!!!). And we've already seen these 4 bimbos in various stages of undress, either in Playboy or in bra/panties matches. Now Victoria and Molly.....THAT'S a novelty evening gown match I wanna see...WOO HOO. (I know, I know....they are actual WRESTLERS and not just eye candy, but damn, a man can dream).
While I do see Victoria as very sexy, I don't understand all the drooling over Molly. Yeah, she's a great wrestler and is pretty but I just don't find her as attractive as most here seem to.
Probably a matter of personal taste, but I wonder if she wasn't as good of a wrestler as she is would we be getting all the "I'd rather see Molly in Playboy instead" type threads?
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| #7 Posted on 28.2.04 0915.25 | Instant Rating: 5.25 | AND ITS ALL OVER A SMUT MAG!
This crap doesn't deserve a spot on ANY PPV, let alone Wrestlemania. Let alone the supposedly "biggest Wrestlmania of them all". The rest of the card may be good, but that doesn't make it any less of a travesty to see Corky Gayda, Borrie Wilson among the others getting an undeserved spot on such a card in place of actual workers. How I long for the days when "divas" were left OUT of the ring(and when there were less of them).
Honestly, I'd prefer seeing 5-10 minutes of dead air over a "match" featuring these dumb whores. Ah well, I'll take the piss break advice(which I was smart enough to not think of last year during the catfighters. Grr.). | oldschoolhero
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| #8 Posted on 28.2.04 0942.44 | Instant Rating: 5.24 | "I too am quite saddened that four non-workers get to be on the card, yet WWE can't find anything for Booker T, RVD, Matt Hardy, Lance Storm, Dudley Boyz, Val Venis (I like him), Steven Richards, etc, etc, etc."
Ehhh....I'd be more annoyed if the fed were giving time to something that will fail to elicit ANY fan response over these guys. As it stands, the four strippers get a better reaciton just standing there than Storm or Venis os Richards. The fed literally have to put no effort in pushing or promoting four women tearing each other's clothes off, and it'll still get a reaction on the night. It's good business sense-and sadly, we ARE in the minority over whther or not its a worthwhile exercise. The casual fans, it has been proven, do go gaga over matches like this.
Besides, I'm pretty sure the Booker/RVD tandem will find a place on the card before long.
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