Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death!
OK. So Real Madrid pays 30 million for Robinho. 25 Million for Baptista. So now they have 5 world-class stikers (Raul, Robinho, Ronaldo, Baptista, and Michael Owen) that they're paying God knows how much money, for 2 positions.