All new Sprint phones will play standard MIDI files. Save them on your computer and upload them to the web using a site like www.pcspix.com. Once the files are uploaded to your PCSPix account, you can access them from the web using your phone.
I'm such a dork about my cell phone. I have specific ringers for each person. If someone is showing up that's not in my book, it plays No Surprises by Radiohead. Other ringers I use are Rapture, Atomic, Our House, Da Funk, Jenny 867-5309, Just Like Heaven, and Talk Show Host. I'm probably the one annyoing Nag in Pizza Hut or during an exam.
I'm also a "wine professional," and I have to wonder how long you've had it IN the fridge. I'd always caution against keeping white wines in the fridge for too long, as eventually the cork will take on too much moisture and ruin the wine.