Ever wonder what certain celebrities might sound like if they were Nigerian? Read on...
My name is Donald J Trump am 62yrs.A Real Estate Developer Billionaire, Classic businessman and a deal-maker.i own most of the Prestigious pieces of prime real estate in New York, i also affiliate myself not only in real estate?~@~Ys but also in Sports, Gaming and Entertainment.
Trump is a Brand name in most of the finest Hotels, Casinos and Building Complexes.
My real estate Portfolio which includes.....
Trump International Hotel.
Trump Marina Hotel And Casino.
Trump Taj Mahal casino Resort.
Trump Shuttle Airlines.
The Plaza Hotel and i also host one of the most popular T.V Show in America "THE APPRENTICE" which i received a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last year.
I also own part of the three largest Beauty competitions in the World, consisting of Miss Universe, Miss USA and Miss Teen USA and a successful author with several best selling Business Books
I am also a Member of Several Civic and Charitable Organizations,a Generous and a Passionate Philanthropist.
This is a little introduction of myself,i Have made The Tough Decisions, Always An Eye Towards The Bottom Line.
My Lawyer who is now in London making all necessary arrangements for you to receive Funds as soon as you reply and indicate your interest to assist.
Immediately i receive your reply my Lawyer will give you full explanation regarding this transaction. i so much trusted him because he has been my personal attorney for more than 25yrs now and i trusted him on his capablities,reputation and Judgements.
Moreover, i did not want my name to show in any of the documents and i wish you will take a perfect control over incurring all the expenses regarding this transaction. I cannot call you on phone because of the security of these funds, as i don't want any telephone conversations regarding this transaction only what i require from you is to do anything at the right time to make sure that the money is transferred into your Bank account without any problems.
Furthermore, i have instructed my lawyer to move $28million us dollars that i deposited in a prime bank in Credit Suisse Zurich, all the whole papers will be changed to your name.
My lawyer will contact you immediately i receive your swift response.
Kindly enclose your Age, occupation, Full Name, Home and Office Address, Telephone and Fax Number and your photo in your reply.
When I got the tweet for this thread on my phone, I thought "eh, that's probably Aaron because a hacker would have been responsible for a whole lot more texts on my phone." Also, "oh, shoot, no 'crz sucks dicks' this birthday - whew"