You thought she was ONLY worth a case of Black Label? When dies this take place, because I'm in my early thirties and as far back as I can remember, Black Label has always been shit beer for when you're broke and they were out of Busch or Hamms.
Originally posted by WhitebaconMy dad used to drink Black Label when he was in the Army, because none of his Army buddies would fuck with it. My uncle drank OE/Colt45/Mickey's for the same reason, I think.
Your dad is a man after my own heart. I useta do that to my college roommates with Diet Coke and Magnum malt liquor. Your uncle and your dad sound like MEN.
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