From the not-surprised-at-all department, courtesy of E! Online:
DELAYED: Production on the fifth season of HBO's The Sopranos could be pushed back as star James Gandolfini has inked a movie deal to star in the DreamWorks' comedy Surviving Christmas with Ben Affleck. HBO is now looking at a January 2004 airdate at the earliest for the Mafia drama.
The WWE could put on 2 hours of Kevin Kelly sitting on the toilet reading a phone book, and I'd still watch next week.
To steal a line from The Sports Guy, watching Carson attempt to interview Tori Amos about a year back rated about a 96 out of 100 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale. And she was being NICE (ie, "normal"), on top of that.