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Leroy Andouille Since: 7.2.02 From: Queens, NY Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 6 hours # 1 Posted on 2.3.09 1137.50 | Instant Rating: 6.18 This had me rolling. Just be warned, there's TONS of profanity. Tons and tons of profanity. Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Sh*t That Doesn't F*cking Work We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness. Promote this thread!
djp Morcilla Since: 16.2.07 From: 3rd Floor, NW window Since last post: 73 days Last activity: 19 days # 2 Posted on 2.3.09 1235.21 | Instant Rating: 4.51 Man, that was great. 'Scans for receivers - whatever the fuck that means'. It's been the most emailed topic on the Onion for about two weeks.
General Zod Italian Since: 1.10.05 From: Mesa, Arizona Since last post: 316 days Last activity: 13 hours # 3 Posted on 2.3.09 1516.39 | Instant Rating: 4.87 I'm gonna get my Stupid Piece of Sh*t today! I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
Deacon Jim Chipolata Since: 11.12.03 From: Dallas, TX Since last post: 191 days Last activity: 14 hours
Y!: # 4 Posted on 2.3.09 1537.08 | Instant Rating: 5.63 I usually wait for the second release of any new technology. That way mine will be even stupider and a bigger piece of sh*t, but it should cost less. formerly known as Von Erich
Leroy Andouille Since: 7.2.02 From: Queens, NY Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 6 hours # 5 Posted on 2.3.09 1637.05 | Instant Rating: 6.18 I know I am behind the times when it's been a viral hit for a couple of weeks and it takes an e-mail from MY PARENTS to tune me in. At the risk of appearing even more behind, the video regarding Apple's new laptop, the Macbook Wheel, was even better. "You can also let the predictive sentence technology complete the sentence for you." "I'll buy almost anything that's shiny and made by Apple." "It remains to be scene if the Macbook Wheel will catch on in the business world, where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around." Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard That's probably enough. We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
Oliver Scrapple Since: 20.6.02 From: Derkaderkastan Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 1 day # 6 Posted on 5.3.09 1239.29 | Instant Rating: 3.21 Both videos (the SONY and Apple ones) were probably the funniest things I'd seen in some time. It's bizarre, but I'd never really heard about THE ONION before, just that they've put out a couple of books and a movie. Looks like I'm behind the times, but eh...I have the day off tomorrow, so I'll check it out. By the way...was the item in the Sony piece an actual piece of equipment, or just a prank? Dash Dynamic!
CRZ Big Brother Administrator Since: 9.12.01 From: ミネアポリス Since last post: 1 hour Last activity: 26 min. # 7 Posted on 5.3.09 1324.54 | Instant Rating: 8.49 Here are some other sites you might enjoy! Originally posted by Oliver It's bizarre, but I'd never really heard about THE ONION before, just that they've put out a couple of books and a movie. Looks like I'm behind the times, but eh...I have the day off tomorrow, so I'll check it out. slashwrestling.com scoopthis.com amazon.com google.com yahoo.com
bubblesthechimp Kolbasz Since: 22.3.02 From: Weymouth, Ma Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 3 hours # 8 Posted on 6.3.09 0838.50
Originally posted by Oliver By the way...was the item in the Sony piece an actual piece of equipment, or just a prank? Looks to me like "That stupid piece of fucking shit that makes you want to rip your eyes out." Is just a pretty standard A/V input selector. It amazes me that Sony would play along with the joke though.
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