The article itself isn't that funny or unusual, except for this bit that cracked me up:
Originally posted by the Inky Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he "didn't want to see any stories" quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used.
Now THAT'S comedy!
"Noah is busy playing with his one Lego. He can make it be a brick... or a closed shoebox... or a very large Pez." -- Kibo
I agree with jfkfc. There was no sense of responsibility taken on the part of the parent (or at 14 years old, the kid). It's merely attempting to shift the blame to someone else. Hey, I have a fat ass too (nowhere near 380, but big nonetheless)