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...and this guy comes in with like four other people. They are talking about wrestling moves, and it's pretty clear they are indy guys getting sandwiches after a show or something. It's like 3 guys and two chicks, one of whom is pregnant.

So the big guy (who I'm guessing is the promoter) is buying them sandwiches ($5 footlongs for all!) and after he gets done he just kind of stares at me.

Like, a lot.

Like - he's still staring at me a couple of minutes later when I look up again.

He's turned around facing away from the sub counter and just looking at Lise and I, and we're the only other people in this Subway at 10:00PM on a Sunday.

So.

What the fuck? I haven't posted a picture here in at least 5 years. I know I'm not famous. Yet, this indy guy is looking at me very intently. Either he knows who I am, or he's looking for a tall, fat redneck to have his guys beat up, and he thinks he's found paydirt.

We found his myspace later and it was indeed the promoter / owner of a small fed.

Sorry, there was no point here...




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That story would've been 1000 times better with with a flying double axehandle or some sort of atomic drop being involved.



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You're a legit 6'5" - that's like a worked 7 feet tall easy - and you're wondering why he was giving you the eye?

You're not close enough to this business yet!



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Scherer once said that 911 was discovered at a White Castle. This guy probably just thought you were cute. It's lonesome at the top of an Indy Fed

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I can't believe you cut out the part where a deputy came in to get food (left the patrol car running) and the promoter decided to proactively chat him up.

I've never seen a deputy do a facepalm quite that blatantly.

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I'm writing an erotic fan fiction story based on this and I will need more details. What were you wearing?
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I was wearing desert camouflage shorts a little past the knee. I believe they were from Fred Meyer. I had some sort of sweatshirt on.

Lise was wearing a David Bowie T-shirt, because that's the default item I remember her in when I can't remember. I think it was actually a comic book themed T-shirt with Delerium on it.

He was in a dark colored wrestling shirt with his fed on it.

The deputy was wearing a bulletproof vest under his uniform.

The blonde girl was the very pregnant one, and the black guy had beads in his hair.




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