First dating Torrie Wilson, then hiring Snitsky as a bodyguard...is A-Rod secretly a big WWE fan?
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." --- Bart Giamatti, on baseball
Considering Jeff Hardy's at the point where he comes out to his music and then stands on the ring apron without tagging in (ironically, much like Andre towards the end of his career), I go with Matt. He's almost in the position Chavo Jr.