When the war starts one of the primary jobs will be to find Saddam, his sons and all his top guys. Now the Deltas, the SEALS and the SAS are waiting and planning to do just this. But do you think they can find Saddam? He has a lot of places to hide and hes good at hiding. He also has a sizable security force, some say 30,000 men. AND he has three suspected surgically enhanced body doubles. I myself really dont think Saddam will let himself be taken.
Also say we can find him, is he better dead or alive? Is Saddam the dead martyr more valuble? or Saddam the political prisoner?
I would pay good money to see a "surgically enhanced" Saddam in Playboy.
It seems that I am - in no particular order - Zack Morris, John Adams, a Siren, Janeane Garofalo, Cheer Bear, Aphrodite, a Chihuahua, Data, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel, Amy-Wynn Pastor, Hydrogen, Bjork, Spider-Man, Boston, and a Chaotic Good Elvin Bard-Mage.
Although unless you're dropping cash out of the sky onto villages, it has to go through one funnel or the other, and there's no guarantee on any of it anywhere anytime that someone a group of someones isn't going to put a spoon or five in the honey pot...