When the war starts one of the primary jobs will be to find Saddam, his sons and all his top guys. Now the Deltas, the SEALS and the SAS are waiting and planning to do just this. But do you think they can find Saddam? He has a lot of places to hide and hes good at hiding. He also has a sizable security force, some say 30,000 men. AND he has three suspected surgically enhanced body doubles. I myself really dont think Saddam will let himself be taken.
Also say we can find him, is he better dead or alive? Is Saddam the dead martyr more valuble? or Saddam the political prisoner?
I would pay good money to see a "surgically enhanced" Saddam in Playboy.
It seems that I am - in no particular order - Zack Morris, John Adams, a Siren, Janeane Garofalo, Cheer Bear, Aphrodite, a Chihuahua, Data, Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel, Amy-Wynn Pastor, Hydrogen, Bjork, Spider-Man, Boston, and a Chaotic Good Elvin Bard-Mage.
I'm not entirely convinced anymore that there's going to be a war. At least not yet. The GOP would be crazy to let Bush get into a war now. It ruined his father's chances for re-election, and it could certainly do the same thing again.