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PalpatineW
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Getting Rowdy

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#1 Posted on
Sez the Keith:

- Okay, for those of you who have been following the “mystery hacker” nonsense on TheSmarks.com, worry no more. I discovered the identity of our annoying friend “Hackmaster” and had a long talk with them, the end result of which is that everything has been worked out and there will be no more incidents, on the condition that I don’t persue action against them, and don’t go public with their identity until they’re ready to do so themselves. As I said, I have trusted this person in the past and I believe our differences have been ironed out enough that I can do so again. So there you go.

It's gotta be Sean Shannon.



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Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

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#2 Posted on


I'm betting on Scotsman. Someone wanna give me odds?



ironcladlou, AKA Cygnet

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rockstar
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Since: 2.1.02
From: East TN

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#3 Posted on
Nah, it's not Scots. It doesn't fit his style. His way is usually to irritate and infuriate other Net "columnists" until they do something like that to him. Back in the day he got one of PWBTS.com's Fritz Capp's email accounts closed for TOS violations because Fritz signed Scots up for a zillion soccer newsletters as an email bomb.

I agree with PalpatineW; something tells me it was Shannon.
ironcladlou
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Quincy, MA

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#4 Posted on


Maybe. Looks like he hasn't been to busy with his public whining forum, A.K.A. homepage.



ironcladlou, AKA Cygnet

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Tocino








Since: 23.1.02

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#5 Posted on
Do let us weiners know how it turns out in the end, ...
We love real-life soap-operas. ;-)
Scotsman
Cotto








Since: 23.1.02
From: Kingston, ON Canada

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#6 Posted on
Believe me, I thought about doing something like that when I was first fired….however maturity got the better of me. That, and I couldn’t hack the ftp password after about 2 hrs worth of attempts!

After Scotts RAW Recap though, it looks like everything’s been settled. Pity that; I love a good net feud.




Scotsman.

LeechOfTheNight
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Since: 16.1.02
From: New Hampshire

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#7 Posted on
The Hackmaster's back and basically saying that Mr. Keith is full of shit...check this out before they take it down... http://www.thesmarks.com/absolutenm/anmviewer.asp?a=1064

//Edit
Now this is how you get ratings! It's funny, he talks about Keith pulling all these publicity stunts, and yet, that's exactly what this sounds like. Also resembles the whole NWO Invasion thing going on right now in the WWF...interesting.



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Booker: Why not?

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Booker: Goodbye.

Me: GOODBYE YOU FAGGOT!

(interview ends)

whgat a homosexual booker tea si!"

--Hot Newz

(edited by LeechOfTheNight on 29.1.02 1527)
TheBucsFan
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Since: 2.1.02

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#8 Posted on

This "mystery" stuff about me has gone on long enough though. I plan to reveal myself this weekend. You may be surprised...angry...or even happy....I don't care. You're a group of Scott Keith sheep anyway. That's all you are. Well I'll reveal myself this weekend, and Scott's awful secret, unless Scott, you go along with these two pledges:

[1] Leave this message up, for all to see. Try not to censor me, like you do all your writers.

[2] Start a countdown on the website to my revelation. Saturday, 6pm EST is when I shall reveal myself.

Failure to do this Scott....you know what'll happen.

This is Hackmaster.


This is too funny.
Jaguar
Knackwurst








Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

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#9 Posted on
Their server sucks so much, I can't get Thesmarks to load.

-Jag
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Since: 23.1.02
From: Staten Island NY USA

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#10 Posted on
Does anyone else smell the desperation? Sort of smells like Sean Shannon. Oh no, he'll reveal personal history if he doesn't keep up the message AND put up a countdown timer! Oh no what will happen? Who can it be? WHO CARES!

For now on I'm going to 411 for Keith's Raw recaps and OO for his rants.
Jaguar
Knackwurst








Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

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#11 Posted on
I think it's entertaining as hell, and I don't even like Keith and have never really read anything at theSmarks at all.
rockstar
Salami








Since: 2.1.02
From: East TN

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#12 Posted on
Originally posted by TheBucsFan

This "mystery" stuff about me has gone on long enough though. I plan to reveal myself this weekend. You may be surprised...angry...or even happy....I don't care. You're a group of Scott Keith sheep anyway. That's all you are. Well I'll reveal myself this weekend, and Scott's awful secret, unless Scott, you go along with these two pledges:

[1] Leave this message up, for all to see. Try not to censor me, like you do all your writers.

[2] Start a countdown on the website to my revelation. Saturday, 6pm EST is when I shall reveal myself.

Failure to do this Scott....you know what'll happen.

This is Hackmaster.



This is...Hyatte?

If it is Hyatte, I give it a 15% chance of being real and an 85% chance of it being a publicity stunt.

So far it's been entertaining-ish and we've got a nice slow burn to this, so what the hell, ya know? Ever since "tha S to tha C to the o-t-s-m-a-n" got fired, that site isn't worth a daily visit.

NEWSFLASH: SKeith sez:
Screw this...
Okay, enough of the Hackmaster...once the traffic has died down enough so I can log in and delete his nonsense once and for all, I'm going to reveal his identity and be done with this whole mess. What he chooses to do from there is his own business.


IT'S GOIN' DOWN TONITE FOLKS! A RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE! BE THERE!


(edited by rockstar on 29.1.02 1656)
JayJayDean
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Seattle, WA

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#13 Posted on
Ooooooh. I just came.
calvinh0560
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Since: 3.1.02
From: People's Republic of Massachusetts

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#14 Posted on
Originally posted by Scotsman
Believe me, I thought about doing something like that when I was first fired….however maturity got the better of me. That, and I couldn’t hack the ftp password after about 2 hrs worth of attempts!

After Scotts RAW Recap though, it looks like everything’s been settled. Pity that; I love a good net feud.




Scotsman.




Wow you did do it. That really sucked
Jaguar
Knackwurst








Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

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#15 Posted on
Well, that was kind of dull. Well at least it was entertaining until the finale, and here's to theSmarks' boosted hitcounts, but peronsally I would've tried to sound less condescending in the revelation piece. Then you might actual capture those "Casual Readers" who really have no reason to be interested in your product. Or something.

Too Smark for the Smarky Smark. smark smark smark

JAGWAHHHH!
rockstar
Salami








Since: 2.1.02
From: East TN

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#16 Posted on
That was kind of like a 15 minute Flair v. Steamboat match that ends when Hogan comes in with Vader on a strap and drags him to all four corners to win the match. It was good up until the finish...

I don't have a problem with the "work" aspect of it; hell, it generated a little bit of interest at the least, so it worked. But why exactly did Scots need a two week break and a "big return?" I like Scotsman's work as much as the next guy and he's prone to disappear and return without much warning often and fans of his work are generally happy to see him whether or not the return is hyped. It seems like just a bit too much ado about nothing.
LeechOfTheNight
Head cheese








Since: 16.1.02
From: New Hampshire

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#17 Posted on
Awe, what the hell is this bullshit? I was half-expected this to be some big work anyway, but they fucked this up. I see how this was going. This was supose to end in some big heel turn for the Scotsman, but Mr. Keith immediately saw the favorable reaction he was getting and pulled the plug on it. This is exactly like the nWo....ummm....except...ummm...ok, it's not really like it all.

Yeah, I know, i'm just full of shit.



"Me: Oh, I never watched WCW.

Booker: Why not?

Me: Because WCW is 4 FAGZ!

Booker: Goodbye.

Me: GOODBYE YOU FAGGOT!

(interview ends)

whgat a homosexual booker tea si!"

--Hot Newz
Loosie
Boudin rouge








Since: 2.1.02
From: Kitchener, Ontario

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#18 Posted on
I didn't get a chance to locate this thread and post my thoughts, but I soon as I say that last 'update' by the Hackmaster I just knew it was all a rouse. I mean come on. LEAVE THIS UP AND PUT A COUNTER UP! Give me a fucken break. "I'll destroy Scott's writing career"....WHAT WRITING CAREER!!

Anyways let them have all their little 'we worked the sheep' celebrations....they seem to need it.



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Since: 22.1.02

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#19 Posted on
Damn, I guess this means I'll have to go to The Smarks again. However, this whole thing leaves me even more pissed off, so I'm not going to read anything there other than Scotsman's material. Of course, as everyone noted, he seemed to post about 90% of their material anyway, so I don't know that my decision will make all that much difference.



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Since: 3.1.02

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#20 Posted on
Oh man, at least they didn't mess w/ my EGen column...


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