*Nick Mitchell cut from Tough Enough. The "sex test" turns out to be, of course, a Mae Young appearance. Puder apparently is the best at making out with Mae Young, so he wins.
*Rey & Chavo d. Kidman & Spike
*Orlando Jordan smacks Josh Matthews around backstage. Josh is pissed, so they have a match with Booker and JBL in the corners. Josh wins after Booker interference.
*RVD, Eddie, and Big Show promo RE: Survivor Series.
*Eddie & RVD d. Reigns & Jindrak. A nifty double frog splash ends it. After the match Eddie says the fourth member of his team will be Cena, who is either done with a damn quick movie, or will be going back to finish the movie after Sunday.
*Carlito & Teddy Long promo RE: Cena.
*JBL promo, says he'll leave Smackdown forever if he loses to Booker at SS. Gee, how exciting.
*Heyman comes out, yells at Cole, then pushes him. Tazz gets pissed, Heyman gets scared and runs into the ring. HERE COMES HEIDENREICH! The rapist with the soul of a poet. Tazz does the slowly-take-off-your-jacket-and-go-up-the-stairs-to-tease-the-audience thing, but the lights go out and Taker's music plays. This isn't in the spoilers, but I'm assuming that's where they go to commercial. Taker comes and tombstones Heidenreich.
*Big Show d. Kurt Angle by DQ because of Jindrak/Reigns/Carlito interference. Carlito KOs RVD and Eddie with the chain. Jindrak/Reigns/Angle put Show in some kind of triple submission hold. Copyright 2004 WWE. Fade to black.
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It looks like they're still setting it up for Carlito to still be part of the team at Survivor Series. My prediction is that Cena comes out and exacts some small form of retribution, cuts a promo about how since he can't wrestle with that "punctured kidney" thing, he's going to do the same to Carlito, setting it up for some sort of match down the line.
I'd bet that Cena takes Carlito out during the match while he's outside of the ring, putting him out of commission. Prediction: The stretcher will make a guest appearance at Survivor Series with Carlito on it. Cena cuts the promo backstage and Teddy Long makes it a handicap match.
That "promo" on Kenzo sucked. Sorry, but the Natrone jersey is all that saved Cena from getting a D- last night from me. His shtick is so tired. poo-poo? constipation? Can we not do better? That translation was tortuous.