If I may indulge in a small bit of fantasy booking, with a tip of the cap to CRZ, to which this bit of scribble below is a coda to his original observation:
"It's RAW from the sold-out Joe Louis Arena in Detroit on 3/11/02. Let's go to Michael Cole backstage"
MC: Hey! It's Stephanie McMahon! Hi Stephanie, you look like you've got something to say. Do you?
SMcM: Yes, I certainly do. [Vince McMahon's voice] I have to go now. My planet needs me.
[Suddenly, the frame with SMcM is crudely moved upward. Cut to hand-written note on screen: "Stephanie McMahon died on the way back to her home planet."]
Linda McMahon: Well kids, we all know that sometimes when wrestling characters die, they're back again the very next week. That's why I'm presenting this sworn affidavit that Stephanie McMahon will never, ever, ever return!
Lawyer: This document conforms to all applicable laws and statutes
I encourage others to do as I now do - whenever Stephanie appears on the show, change the channel. I tried it last night and I feel much better now. Family Guy and the Tough Enough casting special were more than adequate substitutes. Actually, I'd say as of last night Tough Enough is my favorite WWF TV show.
When Epico appeared, I said, "He looks like a tall Primo." Turns out he's Primo & Carlito's cousin Orlando and tagged with Hunico in Florida as Los Aviadores. He was also in a stable led by Ricardo Rodriguez?! (Thanks Wikipedia!)