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It's False Scrapple Since: 20.6.02 From: I am the Tag Team Champions! Since last post: 110 days Last activity: 2 days # 1 Posted on 19.11.11 2302.11 | Instant Rating: 6.45 So due to both the lateness of this recap and just for my own amusement, let's do something a little different with this week's SD recap. Since the E is SO insistant on shoving their love for Twitter down our throats, I'll play their little game. So let's turn this SmackDown recap into the #SmackDownRecap! Each segment will basically be recapped with a series of 140 character-or-less statements! Let's roll! @WWE - #TheChampIsHere @TheMarkHenry beats the shit out of @WWEDanielBryan backstage, which conveniently means Bryan won't need to be booked for the PPV! The beating goes all the way to the ring. It's about time they made Henry look badass again! WSS puts exclamation point on this! Referees carry out Bryan's corpse. Henry gets on the mic and promises more pain tonight. Oh, I'm sure he's right. #ShootComments Your hosts are 3 Twitter-philes. They break down what we just saw, but not in 140 characters or less! Beatdown is not trending on Twitter! Tonight's #MainEvent is @RandyOrton and @trueSheamus facing @WadeBarrett and Cody Rhodes, who is too cool for Twitter @WWESinCara makes his entrance for our next match. #AdBreak @WWESinCara v. @HeelZiggler (w/@ExcuseMeWWE) We find out that Dolph is working twice again at the PPV, defending against @TheRealMorrison. HUH? #AdjustYourPPVPredictionsAccordingly Matthews says Zack Ryder's petition is "the most signed petition in Twitter history." WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN??? Victory roll reversal sequence sees Dolph grab the tights and steal the pinfall. #CheatToWin #WINNER: Dolph Ziggler Post-match, Dolph talks trash, so SC kicks his ass. @RealJackSwagger makes the save. @WWE_MasonRyan cleans house on the Vickie Family. #AdBreak @RealJackSwagger (w/@ExcuseMeWWE) v. @WWE_MasonRyan #ZOMGImpromptuMatch This match is not completely terrible, which is an accomplishment for Ryan. #WellnessPolicy Swaggerbomb is countered with the Full Nelson slam to win this one for Ryan. #WINNER: Mason Ryan Backstage, @Justin__Gabriel chats with @AliciaFoxy. She's never met a #SouthAfrican before and thinks he's dreamy. Yup. @ZackRyder comes in and asks for a petition sig. @WWETheBigShow offers a sig and is told about what happened to Daniel Bryan. #AdBreak Backstage, @TedDiBiase and @WWEHornswoggle play WWE 12. @RealTeddyLongSD credits DiBiase on his wins before @AksanaWWE comes in. Yup. @Christian4Peeps comes out in crutches & neck brace for a promo. He talks about his injuries and makes sure to get his one joke in. Big Show checks on Daniel Bryan. He vows to find Mark Henry and exits...leaving Bryan alone with the lovely @WWEAJLee. #Winning #AdBreak @TedDiBiase v. @DerrickWWE (w/@MaxineWWE) Derrick Bateman gets no entrance and you know what that means! #CannonFodder #WINNER: Ted DiBiase #AdBreak Big Show kicks down doors looking for Mark Henry! He hits @JinderMahal with the Mayweather Sucker Punch, for fun. @KiddWWE wisely exits. Big Show comes to the ring for a promo. He hypes Sunday's match with Mark Henry. @TrueKofi makes his entrance for our next match. He faces Hunico next! #AdBreak @TrueKofi v. Hunico Hunico delivers an opening promo en Español saying we'll see what he's capable of. Hunico argues with the ref after a near-fall, allowing Kofi to finish him with the SOS. #WINNER: Kofi Kingston Here's a video package for @EzekielWWE. Remember when Zeke mattered before the E buried him? #AdBreak @TheBethPhoenix & @NatbyNature v. @WWEAJLee & @KaitlynWWE The Beth/Eve match at Survivor Series has been made into a LumberJill Match. #SmellTheBuyrate Is it me or has Kaitlyn gained some weight? #JustAsking Natty finishes with the Sharpshooter and bends AJ all the way, so they've found a good replacement for Melina, at least. #WINNERS: Beth Phoenix & Natalya #AdBreak Here's Raw's ending promo in its entirety. #NOPE #FFWD @RandyOrton makes his entrance for our main event. It's next! #AdBreak @RandyOrton & @trueSheamus v. @WadeBarrett & Cody Rhodes The slo-mo replay of last week's Orton/Barrett is unintentionally hilarious. NO! NOT THE THUMB TO THE EYE! Cody's on his third character of 2011. If he can get THIS character over, like he did the last two, he deserves a main event slot. Christian comes down during the break to completely give away the ending to the match. Sure enough, Christian wipes out Sheamus with the crutch for the DQ. #Lame #WINNERS: Randy Orton & Sheamus Post-match, the beatdown is on, until Sheamus cleans house with Christian's crutch. High Cross for Cody! Hit Sheamus' music! Show ends with Orton and Sheamus standing tall. #FinalThought This experiment wasn't as fun as I thought. The lesson is that Twitter ruins EVERYTHING! Are you listening, The E? #MoraloftheStory Back to normal next week. Until then! "This is bad comedy." Promote this thread!
John Orquiola Scrapple Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 701 days Last activity: 701 days # 2 Posted on 20.11.11 0120.21 | Instant Rating: 6.26 Just wanted to add: @KaitlynWWE teased a possible heel turn on @WWEAJLee after the match. Will Kaitlyn be #pinupstrong? #TheChickbustersExplode @BackoftheHead
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JustinShapiro Scrapple Moderator Since: 12.12.01 From: Pittsburgh, PA Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 34 min. # 3 Posted on 20.11.11 0132.03 | Instant Rating: 9.27 Kofi Kingston is one half of the #team champions
JST Toulouse Since: 20.1.02 From: Quebec City, CAN Since last post: 82 days Last activity: 23 hours # 4 Posted on 20.11.11 0145.23 | Instant Rating: 6.00 Originally posted by JustinShapiro Kofi Kingston is one half of the #team champions Stop. Just stop. My side is the side of love, peace and submachine guns.
DJ FrostyFreeze Knackwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 3 hours # 5 Posted on 20.11.11 0153.48 | Instant Rating: 6.93
I totally forgot about that! Also surprised they didnt drop the belts before Evan started his suspension. So are they just gonna ignore the tag titles until Bourne comes back, then just have them start tagging again with the belts like nothing happened? Weird. Originally posted by JustinShapiro Kofi Kingston is one half of the #team champions STUPID LAKERS :(
It's False Scrapple Since: 20.6.02 From: I am the Tag Team Champions! Since last post: 110 days Last activity: 2 days # 6 Posted on 20.11.11 0318.07 | Instant Rating: 6.45 Originally posted by JustinShapiro Kofi Kingston is one half of the #team champions This is exactly why I leave the comedy to the experts. I couldn't have possibly come up with this awesomeness on my own. "This is bad comedy."
Spiraling_Shape Lap cheong Since: 2.1.02 From: PA Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 3 hours # 7 Posted on 20.11.11 0906.01 | Instant Rating: 6.11 @WWEJoshMatthews made a great reference to @RealBillyGunn, after @HeelZiggler used the good ole Fame-ass-er on Sin Cara post-match: "That'll make him famous!" Matt Striker (surprisingly no Twitter acct?) would be proud. "Ice cream bars! Ice cream bars!" - RAW crowd, Boston, 7/11/11
Brian Salami Since: 13.11.11 From: Virginia Beach Since last post: 317 days Last activity: 258 days # 8 Posted on 20.11.11 1238.37 | Instant Rating: 0.24 This was more entertaining than any of the wwes numerous twitter references. Good job, it'sfalse
Spiraling_Shape Lap cheong Since: 2.1.02 From: PA Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 3 hours # 9 Posted on 20.11.11 1448.37 | Instant Rating: 6.11 There was an ad during SD! for Shopzone bundles for Christmas so I checked out what sort of new merch they have now. There is an INSANE amount of INSANE CM Punk merch (and new merch for other guys too). Including this: http://www.wweshop.com/item/cm-punk-gingerbread-ornament/CMPunk/50-07887 (And there is one for Ryder as well.) and THIS: http://www.wweshop.com/item/cm-punk-gnome/NewUpcoming/50-07869 (also gnomes for Ryder, HHH, UT, Hornswoggle, Ryder...) Most of it is here: http://www.wweshop.com/category/NewUpcoming (edited by Spiraling_Shape on 20.11.11 1251) "Ice cream bars! Ice cream bars!" - RAW crowd, Boston, 7/11/11
Tenken347 Banger Since: 27.2.03 From: Parts Unknown Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 32 min. # 10 Posted on 20.11.11 1717.25 | Instant Rating: 5.03
It's False, you should never stop doing twitter-style reviews. This was fantastic.
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