Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Dr. Jay? Just Do Dr. Jay. This Is Not Your Father's Dr. Jay. Probably The Best Dr. Jay In The World. There's More Than One Way To Eat A Dr. Jay. I Feel Like Dr. Jay Tonight. More Than Just a Dr. Jay.
Every Grimis Helps The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Grimis. Which Twin has the Grimis? I Can't Believe It's Not Grimis. I Liked The Grimis So Much, I Bought The Company! Good to the Last Grimis. Too Orangey for Grimis.
A Republican Is Forever. Don't You Just Love Being In Republican? I Wish They All Could Be Republican Girls.
Bet you can't eat DJ Ran Men can't help acting on DJ Ran (anyone who knew me in college knows this is true) Can you tell DJ Ran from butter? It needn't be hell with DJ Ran There's no wrong way to eat a DJ Ran (not actually true) Is DJ Ran in you? (again, a fair question)
With a name like Modern Humorist it has to be good.
You Deserve A Penis Today Run For The Penis Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Penis Welcome To Penis Country Get the Door - It's Penis The Penis Sign Means Happy Motoring When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Penis Does the Hard Penis for You
Little. Yellow. Different. Beer. Ahhhh. Beer. Look, Ma, No Beer! Avez-Vous Un Beer? Nothing Acts Faster Than Beer. My Anti-Drug is Beer. Recommended By Dr. Beer. Splash Beer All Over. Get Beer or Get Out.
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(edited by gargs on 14.1.03 0947) "I used to date a homeless girl. That was pretty cool. You could drop her off ANYwhere. 'Date's over...get out.'"
Great Thomas - The Freshmaker! Please Don't Squeeze The Great Thomas. Behold the Power of Great Thomas. Great Thomas, Take Me Away. I'm not Just the Great Thomas, I'm a Member. Is It Live, Or Is It Great Thomas? Schhh... You Know Great Thomas. Come to Life. Come to Great Thomas. Kids Will Do Anything For Great Thomas. The Great Thomas For All Ages. Great Thomas Makes Everything Better. It's That Great Thomas Feeling. We Bring Great Thomas to Life. I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Great Thomas. The Great Thomas is Mightier than the Sword.
Man, these things glorify the heck outta me!
TIP: Do not eat rice that has been laying on the ground.
"Tonight, Let it be Al Wilson" "Fall into the Al Wilson" "Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What an Al Wilson it is!" "Half the Al Wilson, All the Taste" "Feel The Raw Naked Al Wilson Of The Road." "Let the Al Wilson Begin" "Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Al Wilson."
Had to try this out. My name has so many possibilities!!
3-in-1 Protection for your Peter Watch Out, There's a Peter About Uh-oh, Better Get Peter Leave the Peter to Us The World's Favourite Peter If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Peter Let The Peter Take The Strain The Peter Of Paradise Does the Hard Peter for You Ribbed For Her Peter Life Should Taste As Good As Peter Would You Give Someone Your Last Peter? It Makes Your Peter Smack You Can Really Taste The Peter The Peter That Eats Like A Meal Wow! I Could Have Had a Peter
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All of these I would spend my money on (even if it was as a gift) ... 1) T.J. Hooker 2) Soap 3) Benson 4) Newsradio 5) Barney Miller Barney Miller was my favorite show when I was like 8 years old. I have yet to figure out why.