I wrote my final RAW recap - boy howdy, those of you who complain about me NOW should see the sucking up people did to me back THEN. Actually, you can - by checking out the "2002" section of the ol' history page (The W).
I think the real important thing to note, however, is how I have been living off my legacy ever since. Now THAT'S lazy!
As of 2/28/05: 101 pounds since December 7, 2004 OFFICIAL THREE-MONTH COUNT: 112 pounds on March 9, 2005 OFFICIAL SIX-MONTH COUNT: 142 pounds on June 8, 2005 OFFICIAL ONE YEAR COUNT: 187 pounds on December 7, 2005 As of 2/27/06: 202 pounds "I've lost a heavyweight" As of 7/31/06: 224 pounds As of 10/31/07: Still 217 down! As of 5/18/08: Still 217 down! Now announcing for the NBWA and GAW television! www.IlliniHQ.com home of DWS Sportsnight PODCASTS, the E-Files and downstate radio home of thecubsfan!
Incidentally I have your absence to thank for joining the board. I had to know what was going on, so I joined. I'm glad I did as this is possibly one of the best message boards on all of the internets. So, thanks for quitting!
It's true: it's part of a bid to do regional globalisation, or 'the same crap with a different face'. Basically ol' Ronald McD was really NOT popular in France, so they finally gave in and bought a spokesfigure that won't get lynched. Hopefully.