"He is the most overrated piece of crap in the league. He bitched and whined after he got his ass beaten in New England last year, so the NFL changed the rules. Then he got his ass beaten in New England again. Every year he's the top MVP candidate. Every year he's supposed to be the best. Every year he's going to carry the Colts to the Super Bowl. And every single year he goes to New England and gets his ass beaten. And his brother's a whiny little bitch." -A friend of mine, on Peyton Manning
If formerly married people are differentiated as divorced, is there a name for formerly engaged people? Pending an answer, count me as single. (but that should have been evident from my office etiquitte question...)
"Now that you've built up the courage to get into the gym, let me give you five reasons why you should put in the time to train with consistency: 1. Increased strength 2. Improved self-confidence 3. Injury prevention 4. Self-discipline 5. Sex (Trust me, you'll have a better shot with the ladies if you're in shape.)" -- Making the Game, pp. 14 - 15
I was married and divorced before the age of 25. There should be a law forbidding anyone under 30 from getting married...
Hey New Yorkers!
Back by popular demand, Come see the sketch comedy group that the apiary.org called "Best in Show! A brilliant and form-bending sketch performance" and was called "One of the best sketch shows I've ever seen." by Anthony King (Artistic Director of The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre flaming box of stuff @ The UCB Theatre Thursday August 25, 8:00pm, Friday, August 26 8:00pm, Saturday, August 27, 7:30pm 307 W. 26th Street (btwn. 8th & 9th Aves) Check UCBTheatre.com for ticket info!
Engaged, planning to have kids. She's 38, so planning to have kids soon.
A strict constructionist interprets the Constitution according to the language and original intent of the text at the time of its writing, in much the same way as a fundamentalist views the Bible. Fortunately, for strict constructionists, they have been endowed by God with the superhuman gift of being able to read the minds of people who died 200 years ago. Naturally, they use this power only for good - America (The Book)
only one... I think I'll go with the safer choice and say control over lightning/electricity (though maybe the whole way down to the ionic level). I've always found myself energized during lightning storms, and fascinated by the lightning itself.