Finally, if Magic Johnson's Basketball Hall of Fame induction doesn't include a sequence where presenter Larry Bird comes out wearing a Lakers jersey, gives a heartfelt speech about Magic, finishes, shakes Magic's hand, steps backward to let Magic bathe in the applause of the crowd, then inexplicably hits Magic over the head with a steel chair as Ernie Johnson Jr. screams, "My God, noooooooooooo!," followed by Bird ripping the Lakers jersey off (revealing a Celtics jersey), then kicking Magic a few times before exiting the stage to raucous applause ... well, I'm not going.
This is the greatest quote to ever appear on my computer's monitoring screen.
That's pretty funny. Not as funny as Simmons running the same complaints in his Super Blog again. Him convincing his friend Sully *not* to come down to watch the Super Bowl with him? What kind of friend says, "No.