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Since: 12.1.02
From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA

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A few dangerous signs of Hulkamania-ism.

You know you're an irrepressible Hulkamaniac if:

--You start every other sentence with “Well, you know something brother...”

--You still go to sleep with that plush Hulk doll your parents got you at WrestleMania VI.

--You rip your shirt off every time you get excited.

--Whenever you get really angry, you finish a long screaming match by saying “What'cha gonna do...”

--You refer to everyone (including your sister) as “brother”.

--You actually grew an ugly-ass black beard to match that of Hollywood Hogan.

--You spend your waking hours practicing legdrops on your cats.

--You dye your hair blonde, grow it out long and then completely shave the top of your head.

Anyone got any others? Mine got kinda stupid pretty fast. LOL...



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#2 Posted on
--You spend your waking hours practicing legdrops on your cats.

Damn! I guess I'm suffering from Hulkamania!
Marky Mark
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Since: 8.4.02
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I still have my Hulk Hogan as WWF champ beach towel, complete with old, boxy WWF logo in the corner.

Does that count?

MM
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Since: 3.1.02
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you know your a Hulkamaniac if you watch the Baywatch/WCW crossover episodes.



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Since: 11.1.02
From: Houston

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- Your DVD collection consists of "No Holds Barred," "Mr. Nanny," and "Surburban Commando"



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#6 Posted on
You actually think Santa with Muscles is a GOOD movie.

(Well that is stretching it just a little)
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