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Since: 12.1.02
From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52

A few dangerous signs of Hulkamania-ism.

You know you're an irrepressible Hulkamaniac if:

--You start every other sentence with “Well, you know something brother...”

--You still go to sleep with that plush Hulk doll your parents got you at WrestleMania VI.

--You rip your shirt off every time you get excited.

--Whenever you get really angry, you finish a long screaming match by saying “What'cha gonna do...”

--You refer to everyone (including your sister) as “brother”.

--You actually grew an ugly-ass black beard to match that of Hollywood Hogan.

--You spend your waking hours practicing legdrops on your cats.

--You dye your hair blonde, grow it out long and then completely shave the top of your head.

Anyone got any others? Mine got kinda stupid pretty fast. LOL...

“You see, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.”

--Marcellus Wallace (Ving Rhames), Pulp Fiction

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Since: 2.1.02
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#2 Posted on
--You spend your waking hours practicing legdrops on your cats.

Damn! I guess I'm suffering from Hulkamania!
Marky Mark

Since: 8.4.02
From: New Cumberland, Pennsylvania, USA

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#3 Posted on
I still have my Hulk Hogan as WWF champ beach towel, complete with old, boxy WWF logo in the corner.

Does that count?


Since: 3.1.02
From: morro bay ca

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#4 Posted on
you know your a Hulkamaniac if you watch the Baywatch/WCW crossover episodes.

"My parents said I could be anything, so I became an ASSHOLE!"
Shot in the dark

Since: 11.1.02
From: Houston

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#5 Posted on
- Your DVD collection consists of "No Holds Barred," "Mr. Nanny," and "Surburban Commando"

Q: If you could have interviewed Marvin Gaye, where would you have proposed to meet and what would you have asked him?

A: I would have met anywhere as long as it was before his father shot him. I would have asked him, "Hey, don't you think there's some chance that your father might shoot you? To death, I mean?"
Big John DUD!

Since: 25.3.02

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#6 Posted on
You actually think Santa with Muscles is a GOOD movie.

(Well that is stretching it just a little)
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I know Sting vs Taker is the most likely WM match. I would much rather see a one last match HBK vs Sting at Mania. Use all the old wCw footage to really sell to the kids Sting was wCw "guy".
- texasranger9, TNA Departures (2013)
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