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ekedolphin
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#1 Posted on 10.4.02 0442.37 | Instant Rating: 4.52

A few dangerous signs of Hulkamania-ism.

You know you're an irrepressible Hulkamaniac if:

--You start every other sentence with “Well, you know something brother...”

--You still go to sleep with that plush Hulk doll your parents got you at WrestleMania VI.

--You rip your shirt off every time you get excited.

--Whenever you get really angry, you finish a long screaming match by saying “What'cha gonna do...”

--You refer to everyone (including your sister) as “brother”.

--You actually grew an ugly-ass black beard to match that of Hollywood Hogan.

--You spend your waking hours practicing legdrops on your cats.

--You dye your hair blonde, grow it out long and then completely shave the top of your head.

Anyone got any others? Mine got kinda stupid pretty fast. LOL...

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#2 Posted on 10.4.02 0508.53

--You spend your waking hours practicing legdrops on your cats.

Damn! I guess I'm suffering from Hulkamania!

Marky Mark
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#3 Posted on 10.4.02 0604.33

I still have my Hulk Hogan as WWF champ beach towel, complete with old, boxy WWF logo in the corner.

Does that count?

MM

bigwavedave
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#4 Posted on 10.4.02 0633.11

you know your a Hulkamaniac if you watch the Baywatch/WCW crossover episodes.

"My parents said I could be anything, so I became an ASSHOLE!"

Bullitt
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#5 Posted on 10.4.02 0637.14

- Your DVD collection consists of "No Holds Barred," "Mr. Nanny," and "Surburban Commando"

Q: If you could have interviewed Marvin Gaye, where would you have proposed to meet and what would you have asked him?

A: I would have met anywhere as long as it was before his father shot him. I would have asked him, "Hey, don't you think there's some chance that your father might shoot you? To death, I mean?"

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#6 Posted on 10.4.02 0733.01

You actually think Santa with Muscles is a GOOD movie.

(Well that is stretching it just a little)

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