Well ladies, Randy Orton continues to be one of the patron saints of the Ladies' board. Some of you might remember Shawn Michaels wearing biker shorts when he was the ref of the classic Iron Man Match between HHH and Rocky. Let's just say that for me, the view was as terrifying as the location.
However last night on Raw, Mr. Orton was rocking the briefs, and well... who wouldn't want a guy who packed THAT kind of heat?! Not that I was looking real closely, because that would be pathetically obsessive... Another revelation about Orton was revealed last night when he squirmed from the slaps on the chest by HHH and Flair in the backstage vignette. It's obvious to me, that he never had it real rough before, hehehehe.....
I hope Nash gets the chrome dome next week, Jericho without hair is like a pizza without cheese. Nice hot cheese. Anyway the show as a whole was okay, so you folks go ahead.
A squirming Randy Orton is a great thing. I loved the backstage segs this Raw. And Randy called Trips - Trips! And slashy? I wonder if it just seems slashy because I'm looking for it now, or if it...well, let's just not go there. SD! still holds slashiest title but Raw is quickly building on it.
In any case, what a great Raw! I still like Test and his heelish ways though I'm tired of this line and wish it would go away.
Elimination Chamber and reference to the throat injury. HA, RVD is a tool. I hope he gets his ass beaten in. Figuratively, of course.
Missed the Dudleys. I think that's about 4 weeks in a row now I've missed the Dudleys. It's fine.
Lance steps up to the plate looking a might Goldie in his makeup! HAHAHA Steve Austin is a motivational genius! Okay, maybe not genius, but Lance finally has something to do besides be boring! Midgets? Do they have remote controls in the limos???
Christian! To Booker's music - that is so heelish! I love him. Best of luck to the Bookster, you'll be spinning in no time. But I'll take Christian for now! Are they going to fued him with someone for SummerSlam? Good match anyway.
Kane - you go with your bad self! The crowd reaction was quite humorous because they were cheering him then he starts whining and they're like - what do we do now? hehehe I kind of just always thought Kane did whatever he wanted to anyway. But that's just me...
Molly rocks? No, Gail is just stupid. I like Molly at the end - whatever it takes! Yeah! Best thing for the women's division was putting the belt on Molly.
Evolution again! Yeah! Everyone take their shirts off!!! I love Orton.
There's something a little disturbing about Rosey in that S.H.I.T. costume touching the elderly. But I love it anyway! I had no idea that boy could be so entertaining. And any Hurricane is good tv.
Ha! Austin outsmarted you Bischoff! And what the fuck are you drinking you tart? What is that? Drink a beer!
I even enjoyed Nash and Jericho. I'm pissed I know the outcome of this because I think I'd be more entertained. But they were pretty amusing, even Nash. Where's the Barber?
Ah, Orton. The boy, the briefs, the authoritative type shirt - and those thighs? Did you see those thighs? Those thighs just scream 'all night long'! Match? What match? Pffft. Goldberg coming out of the storage closet was pretty hilarious. I mean, what does he think when the production crew comes up, slaps a sticker on a closet door, and says 'you're coming out of here, tonight.' Knowing how egotistical Goldberg is I'd figure he'd put up a hissy fit. Or maybe he thought the camera crew wouldn't catch the shelves and boxes and such. Or maybe Goldberg just likes closets. Or maybe he just doesn't care. I don't care. I don't care because Orton's on! In Biker shorts! And in charge! Nice!!! And he even sold like a champ! I did enjoy the ending even with Michaels in it.
Worth the price of parking: Lance. Whoa, did I just write Lance? Austin IS a genuis! Or parking is cheap here...
Worth the price of admission: That's an easy one - Orton, biker shorts, ref shirt. It's just the combination that makes it so special...
Those thighs really were yummy, weren't they? Of course HHH wasn't on much, but when he was I had a smile on my face. I really can't remember much else about Raw. Well, Molly's smart move, but that's it. The women (except a couple) on Raw are always entertaining, and I show 'em love every week, but Molly was great. Randy was so cute squirming like that. There's something about the way he does it.
Originally posted by TomboyA squirming Randy Orton is a great thing. I loved the backstage segs this Raw. And Randy called Trips - Trips! And slashy? I wonder if it just seems slashy because I'm looking for it now...
No, I think Trips is the slashiest man in wrestling, and he loves it that way. ;-) Most fans, even if all they get is an unconscious creep-out on the AC/DC vibe, see him as even more of a heel because of it. He's brilliant to use it like that, IMO. It's too darn out there to be accidental--he knows exactly what he's doing.
I keep waiting for Goldberg to take a wrong turn on his stalk to the stage entrance--wouldn't that be a hoot? He marches purposefully down a dead end, then turns around and comes back, never breaking character...
MM - The more I think about it the more I do have to agree that it is purposefully put out there. And Hunter does it very well. It certainly doesn't creep me out, even adds an extra something to Hunter's character, that 'I'll do anything' attitude. SD! still hits me as much more slashier, but then Kurt's there, so, that kind of sways me that way. We could probably fill entire posts with slash references, though that might be a little creepy.
Goldberg making a wrong turn! BWAHAHAHAHA I would *pay* to see that! I'm so gonna think of that everytime I see him now.
My VCR is no longer my (second) best friend. It decided that it was hungry tonight, & started eating tapes. Sooo, I caught up with Raw, but haven't seen Heat yet. And weren't there several OMFG moments, of all different varieties.
OMFG, Scott Steiner actually did say that, audibly, to Jackie G in the middle of a mixed tag match. "You wanna suck my dick or what? Then what are you in here for?" What a class guy that Stacey is hanging out with. Smooth as glass. Epitome of a classic face character.
Meanwhile, Rico bouncing his little tushie in his pink pants looking for a tag was too, too funny. (Remind me again: Who are supposed to be the heels in this story line?) Y'Know, I saw a couple of the guys after a show one time, & while everybody else had changed, Rico was still in his "stylist" clothes. I believe it was the red spandex muscle shirt & the tiger print suit. I wonder if he wears the pink, fringed pants home after the show. :-)
Tomboy, is Randy supposed to call Hunter "Trips" out in public?!? I'd think that'd be more of a pet name... Clearly he did it deliberately, so H & Naitch would have to slap him around later on. Bad, bad boy! ;-)
La Res has trunks! They've ditched the long pants & the yellow kneepads (which I really hated, for some reason.) Yea!! I was still absorbing the wardrobe change when the non-match ended. What grape varietal would be the proper choice for macerating Dudleys?
OMFG, Lance Storm in Golddust makeup & wig! I fell off the sofa. It was the lipstick that was the most ... something. I don't even want to know about the 3 different kinds of wieners waiting in the limo, much less the midgets. (Wait. Three. In a limo. Hmmmm. No, let's not go there.)
Does this mean that Booker has an appointment with Dr. Jho? (Poor Edge!)
Christian & Spike Dudley were the first actual wrestling on the show! Who says they don't give good matches to Spike. I suppose, now that he's the network's mascot, that's only right.
That really looks like a scar from an excessive blade job on Kane's forehead. Sweetie, I realise you haven't done a lot of that, what with the mask in the way all these years. But you don't need to get that carried away with it.
Gail needs to carry Trish's bags for at least the next year. I don't know how Gail throwing herself over the top rope was supposed to go, but I'm damn convinced that if Trish hadn't scooched over & broken her fall, Gail would have been in a world of serious hurt. Molly -- good stuff.
I never would have believed that young Roosevelt could be funny.
Ahh, the Wrestlemania Recall explains it. Toga party at Caesar's Palace. That's the inspiration for Vince's "emperor says thumbs down" gesture during the Steph match on SD. See, there's the problem with watching the shows out of order.
Hey, wait! (OMFG! OK, I'm pushing it.) Isn't that Jamie Noble's sex toy case that Kevin Nash is bringing out to Chris Jericho???? I was wondering for a minute there if Kev was going to suggest changing the stipulation to "Paddle on a Pole". (It's the codeine -- I'm sure of it.) I think I'm the only one who found their chat to be a pretty boring 11 minutes. The garden shears didn't salvage it for me. (And I'm generally pretty OK with Nash.) Too forced? Dunno.
("Maybe Goldberg just likes closets"? :-) We can't take you anywhere, can we? :-) )
Randy, in his little hot pants, dropping things down Ric's pants. Nooooo, no slashy undertones here. Is it my imagination, or was Ric flying through the air ... ooooh, about half the time? Although if Ric can't drop somebody with the brass knuckles for a fast 3 count, he needs to get some technique lessons from William Regal.
I could have used more wrestling & less talking, but HHH in a polo shirt always makes me a happy camper.
MM: Goldberg, purposefully but cluelessly stalking the hallways backstage, snorting. I love it!
I actually got the PPV for TNA and it was decent. I enjoyed it for the most part. Spanky was there, too! He is adorable. So, I will be watching TNA more. Hall is just ridiculously funny looking now. He def looks like he got some work done.