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XPacArmy
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Since: 13.5.03
From: Woodbridge, VA

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#1 Posted on
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It seems another wrestler is selling themselves on EBAY. This time it is Shawn Stasiak for a "2 HOUR PERSONAL APPEARANCE AT YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS or a WRESTLING MATCH ON YOUR PRO WRESTLING SHOW". OH JOY! Bidding is at a high $699.99 right now...no wait that is the starting bid, and it seems their are zero bids with just over a day left. HA! So come on people, lets get our money together and get on a trip too Planet Stasiak!!



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If it was cheaper, I'd pay the money just so I could throw crap at him for all the pedestrian matches he's put on that had the misfortune of gracing my television set.




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Since: 26.6.02
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Instead of throwing stuff at him, why not have him relive his past gimmics and make him run into a bunch of random stuff? That could actually get fun!



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#4 Posted on
I'd pay the money if it gave me the chance to grab the WWWF World Title belt his father Stan had.



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fuelinjected
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Since: 12.10.02
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I guess he needs new hair plugs.
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Since: 7.4.03
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Is he even worth 700 bucks? I'll give a dollar to have him go away.



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Since: 2.1.02
From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

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#7 Posted on
I would love to throw a hot coffee on him like Austin did a couple of years back and watch him scream in agony.
XPacArmy
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Since: 13.5.03
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#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by Firecracker
    Instead of throwing stuff at him, why not have him relive his past gimmics and make him run into a bunch of random stuff? That could actually get fun!


Have him do take part in a battle royal for your company and enter him a few times with his past gimmicks. So if Shawn Stasiak is thrown out here comes Meat! and then Planet Stasiak!



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Since: 19.1.02
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Place of business? That's great!! He can load boxes for me.



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Since: 18.6.02
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#10 Posted on
At least this is a 2 HOUR appearance. Remember when Buff Bagwell was asking for a boatload of money for him to give you a 10-mintute phone call? Or when fucking Darryl from Tough Enough was asking for a bunch of money for him to have a match with you?

Hell, at least this is a LITTLE respectable.



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Since: 28.6.03
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#11 Posted on
Personal appearance at a place of business? Oh, that's great. We all know that nothing can boost moral in a typical 9 to 5 shithole more than Shawn freakin' Stasiak showing up to take photos and sign autographs.

"Listen, Steve, I know you're disappointed that the company couldn't afford to give you a christmas bonus this year. But, we got you something even better. Everyone around the office knows how much of a wrestling fan you are..."





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Since: 17.7.02
From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada

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Did the other bid run out with no one getting it? Hah. You still have just south of 5 days to get your hands on the Mecca of Manhood.

The description field has a lengthly biography of Shawn. The entire first paragraph is dedicated to burying Shawn's run in the WWF. Strange that they would do that, because if they really wanted to sell Shawn, wouldn't they want to put him in a good light - especially when the company that they are burying is the most popular wrestling federation?


    Originally posted by Planet Stasiak

    It is also unfortunate that the WWF lost one of their brightest up-and-coming stars



Yeah, jobbing to Hugh Morris on Jakked on a weekly basis was helping the business, Meat showed tons of potential!





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