And of course...I put him on the bench today in my fantasy baseball league...I HAD to pissed some of the fantasy gods sometime in my life.
But Shawn is a great baseball player, very underrated both offesively and defensivly and I'm happy he got his name in the record books. I find more than the 4 HR's was also he went 6 for 6...incredible.
I of course had to play against Green this week. Oh yeah, and the guy I'm playing has Unit (he's classic), Derek Lowe AND Odalis Perez.
Yes, I'm getting smoked.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform, And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Maybe this is Selig's Mr. America-esque plan to improve the Brewers. He can force A-Rod, Bonds, Soriano, etc. to suit up for the Brew Crew every once in a while, but they have to wear the masks. Brewers Announcer #1: