Just a thought, but wouldn't it be something new if Shawn was taken off WWF programming in another way than being thrown through a windshield. I'm thinking this is the third time (at least) I've seen this. Not so original.
If Abyss has been kidnapped by the WWE, making this quest start to trend would be the best way to find him. Cole would be happy to acknowledge on camera that they have him caged up somewhere, so long as that gives them control of the trending phrase.